Funny Jokes
A mixed bag of our funniest jokes and short stories that don't fit anywhere else.
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- The all-to-honest diagnostic computerOne day, in line at the company cafeteria, Jack says to Mike behind him, “My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I better see a doctor.”
- How the Juggler Keeps His Balls in the Air!🎪 A woman buys a circus and makes herself the RINGMISTRESS. 🎩✨
- "I have vanquished five of the winged beasts — three males and two females, to be precise."On a quiet, dusky evening, Martha trudged through the front door of her quaint suburban home.
- People are going crazy with the self isolation from this covid19 thingJust be careful everyone, people are going crazy from being in isolation!
- The Indians on the reservation asked their new chief if it was going to be a cold winter…It was November 25th and the Indians on the reservation asked their new chief if it was going to be a cold winter.
- I bet I can make love to you so tenderly that you won’t…67-year-old Mickey was at the bar, sipping his drink 🍺, when he noticed the young and sexy barmaid 😏.
- I farted loudly on my new jobI started my new job as a bingo caller last night and halfway through calling the numbers I farted loudly.
- I met a gorgeous older lady at a party and she invited me home…During a soirée at this classy cocktail joint, I spotted this absolutely ravishing woman, far advanced in her years. 🌟🍸
- I remember the first time I had sex…I'll never forget the first time I had sex with a girl.
- In Russia, a man orders a carSo a fellow goes to order a car, brings his cash, and waits patiently in the long line.
- In the age of creation, when Adam roamed the Garden of Eden, he felt a yearning for companionSo, in His infinite wisdom, God offered to create for him a companion, a woman who would fulfill his every need.
- In the Beginning was the planIn the Beginning was the plan.
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- Island Laughs The Un-Pirate Chronicles!A man comes across what seems to be a stranded pirate on a deserted island.
- A man writes in to a "Men's Helpline"Hi Men's Helpline,
- An air traffic control tower suddenly lost communication with a small twin engineAn air traffic control tower suddenly lost communication with a small twin engine aircraft.
- He was the perfect man who never made a mistake!A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by.
- She has the breasts of a prom queen!Beaming with delight, the wife says, “Oh my love, better than that! The doctor just told me that for a lady who's knocked on the door of 45,…
- A guy was trying to sell his fridge for $50, but people were skepticalWhenever people tell me smoking is bad for me, I tell them that my great Grandmother lived to be 100 years old.
- Funny Joke about three officers discussing intimacyA bunch of high-ranking officers were gathered, musing over the effort-to-pleasure ratio of intimate encounters.
- The burly man invited him to a party that he wouldn't forget!Tom, a weary veteran of the liquor industry for a quarter-century, decided to hang up his hat and seek solitude. He traded the clinking of g…
- Laugh-A-Thon: 7 Hilarious Jokes to Brighten Your DayI got a crappy birthday present—-a dictionary with the front and back pages missing.
- Lost at sea, two Irishmen found themselves adrift in a lifeboatLost at sea, two Irishmen, Patrick and Michael, found themselves adrift in a lifeboat after a daring escape from a burning freighter. 🌊🔥
- Luigi proudly wears his new Armani shoes to the dance…👞 Luigi walks to work 20 blocks every day and passes a shoe store twice. Every day, he stops to admire the Armani leather shoes in the wind…
- Man gets an erection in the sauna – Hilariously Funny Adult JokeA man is sitting naked in the men’s sauna, when suddenly he gets a raging boner. He doesn’t quite know what to do next, so he gets up and ye…
- Things started to get steamy, and our passion was heating upBut suddenly, she interrupted the moment and said, "I don't feel like it anymore. I just want you to hold me."
- How men came to wear EarringsA man is at work one day when he notices that his co-worker is wearing an earring.
- Mom's Sixth Sense: Guessing My Bride-to-Be!"A young man excitedly tells his mother he's fallen in love and is going to get married. 💍
- A Mormon And An Irishman Were On A PlaneA Mormon and an Irishman are on a plane – Funny Adult Joke
- My first time in Las Vegas was quite the experience!My first time in Las Vegas was quite the experience – I only bedded down for a single evening.
- My manhood is tiny…I've been self-conscious about my size down there, always dreading anyone catching a glimpse.
- Looking out into the pitch-black night, a sea captain sees a light dead aheadLooking out into the pitch-black night, a sea captain sees a light dead ahead. It’s on a collision course with his ship.
- The Chief noticed a new seaman on his Battleship and demanded his nameThe Chief noticed a new seaman on his Battleship, and barked at him, "Get over here!"
- No good deed goes unrewarded!A man shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old lady following him around.
- Once I saw this guy on a bridge about to jumpOnce I saw this guy on a bridge about to jump.
- Peter always looked on the bright side. He would constantly…Peter always looked on the bright side. He would constantly irritate his friends with his eternal optimism. No matter how horrible the circu…
- The Rancher and the FBI AgentAn FBI agent tells a Montana rancher,
- Russian Penal Colony JokeIn a remote penal colony in Russia, a visiting colonel is checking the records of recently deceased prisoners.
- Scarlett Johansson says she'll do anything for the horny man…A boat wrecks on a deserted island, leaving only a man and Scarlett Johansson as survivors.
- She always wanted to have a milk bath like all those famous actresses!Mrs. O'Leary wins the limerick county lottery.
- She asked him to delete the nude photo she had sent himWhile a soldier was deployed overseas, he received a breakup text from his girlfriend.
- She loosened his pants, and began to massage his manhood…😂 Two women were playing golf ⛳️. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed straight for a group of men playing the next hole.
- She rubbed the fork all over her private parts then gave…A blind man walked into a restaurant. 😎👨🦯
- She seductively tossed her panties down at him…Daniel and Danielle had been a devoted couple for a solid stretch of time, and thus, they decided to tie the knot. Their hearts were intertw…
- She Tore Open Her Bathing Suit Leaving Her Womanhood ExposedA young lady was swimming at a pool in the gym and was having a great time burning calories and keeping fit.
- Silly Easter Bunny JokeA man was driving along the highway when he saw the Easter Bunny hopping across the middle of the road.
- Silly Joke – The mad scientist demonstrates his findingsThere was a scientist working away in obscurity for years with peculiar experiments on spiders.
- So our two legends spend the night getting absolutely hammered on jet fuelMeanwhile at the airport…
- Thanksgiving one-liners that are relatable and funnyI'm excited about Thanksgiving because I love unwelcome parenting advice from relatives I see twice a year.
- The girl in the chemist was terrified when she thought the man…A young girl started working in the village chemist shop. She was very shy about having to sell condoms to the public. The owner was going o…