Blonde Jokes
Classic blonde jokes, including plenty where the blonde gets the last laugh.
41 jokes
- A blonde gets a job as a physical education teacher…A blonde gets a job as a physical education teacher of 16-year-olds.
- A blonde goes into a Dr's office…A blonde goes into the doctor’s office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it.
- A blonde wants a pair of alligator shoesA blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana.
- A Blonde woman proves her intelligence to her HusbandA blonde woman, tired of the stereotypes about blondes, decides one day to prove her intelligence to her husband.
- A blonde woman was teaching her daughter how to hunt in the woods.A blonde woman was teaching her daughter how to hunt when they got lost in the woods. 🌲
- A lawyer, sitting next to a blonde on a long flight…👩⚖️ A lawyer, sitting next to a blonde 👱♀️ on a long flight, was pestering her to play a game.
- A ventriloquist was performing in a club telling dumb blonde jokesA ventriloquist was performing in a club telling dumb blonde jokes.
- A Blonde Gets Lost In A Snowstorm, But Remembers This Neat TrickA blonde driving a car became lost in a snowstorm.
- A guy takes his blonde girlfriend to her first football gameA guy takes his blonde girlfriend to her first football game.
- A woman was tired of stereotypes surrounding blondes and their lack of intelligenceOnce upon a time, a determined blonde woman grew tired of the stereotypes surrounding blondes and their perceived lack of intelligence, so s…
- The blondes were dancing around the table and giving high fivesA bartender is sitting behind the bar on a typical day, when the door bursts open and in come four exuberant blondes.
- Elon Musk is on a deserted island, until he meets a drop-dead gorgeous blonde…Elon Musk, who had been stranded on a deserted island for over ten years, sees an unusual speck on the horizon.
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- An old blind cowboy goes into a bar?? THE JOKE ?? An old blind cowboy goes into a bar.
- A redhead, a brunette and a blonde are playing golfThree ladies – a redhead, a brunette, and a blonde, are chipping up to the fourth hole at a Florida Golf Club…
- A blonde and a brunette go skinny dipping, when a bus full of men from church pull upA blonde and a brunette are spending a day off together at the local lake.
- A blonde girl comes rushing home from school and asks her mum if she is special? Read The Funny Joke ? A blonde girl comes rushing home to her mum and says,
- A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job – what happens is hilarious!A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job.
- A blonde was reading a Vanity magazine?? THE JOKE ?? A blonde was reading a Vanity magazine about how baths in milk would make her beautiful.
- A blonde woman walks into a bar and demands a beer – the bartender says “no”A blonde woman walks into a bar and sat down near the front counter.
- A Harvard graduate sits next to a young blonde lady on a flight from Cali to New YorkA quite full-of-himself Harvard graduate sits next to a young blonde lady on a flight from California to New York.
- A man on a deserted island meets a stunning blondeOne day a man, who had been stranded on a deserted island for over ten years, sees an unusual speck on the horizon.
- A trucker pulled into his regular diner, and tries to confuse the new blonde waitressA trucker pulled into his regular truck stop diner.
- A ventriloquist is doing his ‘blonde joke show’ at a club when he is interrupted? Read The Joke Of The Day ? At a small club in the mid-west, a ventriloquist is doing his show.
- The blonde met a huge bodybuilder at the bar and they go back to his placeA 21 year old blonde girl met a large, powerfully built bodybuilder at a bar.
- Two blondes went away on an adventure activity weekend in the country and they got lostTwo blondes went away on an adventure activity weekend in the country.
- A man with bulging pockets got on a bus and sat next to an inquisitive blondeA man got on a bus with both of his front pockets full of golf balls.
- A blonde woman goes home from the bar with a bodybuilderA young blonde woman at a bar struck up a conversation with a muscular bodybuilder.
- The blonde was only wearing negligee – it didn't leave much to the imagination.As he made his rounds, his customers showered him with well wishes and small gifts to show their appreciation.
- The blonde woman is more lucky when topless…Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the craps table.
- The blondes and brunettes hire a double decker busTwo bowling teams, one of all blondes and one of all brunettes, charter a double-decker bus for a weekend bowling tournament in London. 🎳🏆
- The druck driver flagged down a blonde motorist…𝗕𝗘𝗦𝗧 𝗝𝗢𝗞𝗘 𝗢𝗙 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗗𝗔𝗬! – The druck driver flagged down a blonde motorist… | 𝙁𝙪𝙣𝙣𝙮 𝘼𝙙𝙪𝙡𝙩 𝙅𝙤𝙠𝙚𝙨
- The lawyer asks if the blonde would like to play a fun gameA lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight.
- The Lone Rangers Last RequestThe Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an enemy Indian War Party.
- The reverend was outraged. But a drop dead gorgeous blonde…An Alabama pastor said to his congregation, "Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This is a ho…
- The rich man was marrying a hot young blondeA 57 year-old millionaire is getting married.
- The stadium is packed with blondes for a conventionThe myth that blondes are stupid is naturally not true, but classic blonde jokes can be absolutely hilarious.
- The topless Blonde Bombshell from AlabamaTwo bored casino dealers were idly twiddling their thumbs at the craps table, their minds wandering as they waited for the next round of act…
- Three Blondes Decide to Go on a Grand AdventureThree blondes decide to go on a grand adventure and try their hand at hunting for the first time ever 🦌🔫. They pack up all the essentials—…
- Three blondes discuss their husbandsThree blondes are talking about their husbands over coffee.
- Two blonde women are tasked with buring their Uncle at SeaAn old seaman is setting his final affairs and the only family he has left is two blondes neices.
- Two priests go to Hawaii and notice a stunning blonde in a string bikiniVacationing in Hawaii, two priests decide to wear casual clothes so they won’t be identified as clergy.