Funny Jokes
A mixed bag of our funniest jokes and short stories that don't fit anywhere else.
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- Paddy goes to his first American baseball gamePaddy had just arrived in New York from Ireland and was invited by one of his American cousins to go to his first baseball game.
- She Was Going To A Nymphomaniacs ConventionA man boarded an airplane and took his seat.
- Sherlock Holmes and Watson decide to go on a camping trip in the backwoods of KentuckySherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson decide to go on a camping trip in the backwoods of Kentucky.
- Some blond men in a pickup truck drove into a lumberyardSome blond men in a pickup truck drove into a lumberyard.
- The barber tests the boy by placing 1 dollar in one hand and 2 quarters in the otherA young boy enters a barber shop, and the barber whispers to his customer,
- The Emperor decided he wanted to find the best samurai in the worldOne day, the Emperor decided he wanted to find the best samurai in the world.
- The Fastest ThingDuring an interview, the interviewer posed a question to four applicants:
- The father realizes his boy has swallowed a quarterA boy is holding a quarter.
- The flight wasn't carrying enough meals for all passengersThe flight wasn't carrying enough meals for all passengers.
- The Highways Agency found over 200 dead crows on the A90 near Boston recentlyThe Highways Agency found over 200 dead crows on the A90 near Boston recently.
- The IRS suspected a fishing boat owner wasn't paying proper wages to his Deckhand? Read The Joke Of The Day ? The IRS suspected a fishing boat owner wasn't paying proper wages to his Deckhand, so they sent an agent to inv…
- The Mystery Of The Missing Soup LadleSteve invites his mother over for dinner.
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- The poodle was a having a really bad awful horrible dayA poodle and a rottweiler are walking together when the poodle suddenly unloads on his friend.
- The President of France asks the USA for condoms?? THE JOKE ?? The President of France was awakened at 4am by the telephone.
- The teenager had spiked hair in all different colorsI took my old dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes.
- The Three Rude Bikers and the Older Man – Karma is realThree rough-looking bikers stomp into a truck stop.
- The waiter shocked the man by telling him what he did in the restroom!Some friends and I went out to a new restaurant, and noticed that the waiter who took our order carried a spoon in his shirt pocket.
- The waitress can tell a lot about a man by the size of his tip?? THE JOKE ?? A waitress at a diner gives a man his check.
- Three bikers harass a man and take his lunch – what happens next is pricelessA little guy sat in a cafe one day eating his lunch.
- To his dismay, she invited him inside to meet her parents, an offer he couldn't refuseThere was a man, bursting with excitement for his cinema date with a charming lady, who unfortunately underestimated the repercussions of de…
- Two aliens landed in the Arizona desert near a gas stationTwo aliens landed in the Arizona desert near a gas station that was closed for the night.
- Two Dwarves Pickup two “ladies of the night” but things go wrongEach couple then heads off to their own respective boudoirs.
- Two Irishman were adrift at sea in a lifeboat?? THE JOKE ?? Lost at sea, two Irishmen, Patrick & Michael, were adrift in a lifeboat following a dramatic escape from a burning freighter.
- Two old ladies are sitting on a park bench smoking cigarettes when it starts to rainTwo old ladies are sitting on a park bench smoking cigarettes when it starts to rain.
- Two statues are brought to life by a wizard to fulfil their naughty desiresThere are two statues in the park, 9 feet apart.
- Two tigers were walking in single file through the jungleTwo tigers were walking in single file through the jungle.
- Walter really wanted to ride in the helicopter at the state fairWalter took his wife Ethel to the state fair every year, and every time he would say to her,…
- When in college I met this girl and we became so intimately closeWhen I was in college, I met this girl who was from Michigan and we became so intimately close but in a friendly platonic kind of way.
- When the male dancer came over to us, my friend licked the $10 note and stuck it to…Last night, my friends and I went to a Ladies Night Club.
- Women have all the luck when it comes to getting olderTwo old guys were sitting in the park talking, when the subject turned to "getting older".
- Yesterday a beautiful girl asked me what move I wanted to watch..Yesterday, a beautiful girl asked me if I wanted to watch a movie. She said, “What movie would you like to see?”
- A construction foreman is interviewing three guys for a jobA construction foreman is interviewing three guys for a job.
- Two hunters are out hunter when one keels overTwo hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses.
- I Took A Homeless Man Home For A Homecooked DinnerI was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked me for a couple of dolla…
- Funny One Liner Jokes That’ll Make You LAUGH out LOUDAlways borrow money from a pessimist – They’ll never expect it back.
- A loaded minivan pulled into a campsite?? THE JOKE ?? A loaded minivan pulled into a campsite.
- Authorities are warning people of a new scam being perpetrated at local malls?? THE JOKE ?? Latest scam warning.
- The Insurance ClaimThe Insurance Claim.
- Would the MAN on the WOMEN'S tee kindly back up to the men's teeIt was a glorious Sunday morning on the Glasgow municipal golf course.
- Handsome cowboy claims the 21 year old girl isn’t wearing pantiesA tall and handsome cowboy walks into a bar.
- He always wanted a pair of authentic cowbow boots…An elderly couple, Betty and Harold, moved to Texas. 🏜️
- He can't stop thinking about sex so goes to a Psychologist…The man goes to a Psychologist and says, "Doc, I’ve got a real problem, I can’t stop thinking about sex." 😩
- He makes the local jock a betReggie, the local athletic champion, was not shy about blowing his own horn.
- He slips both of his hands under her blouse and…A woman decides to have a facelift for her 50th birthday. 🎉💄
- Hilarious Bus Stop Encounter: When Timing Turns Clownish!A woman walks up to a bus stop to wait for a bus.
- A lady called her gynecologist and asked for an emergency appointmentA lady called her gynecologist, and asked for an emergency appointment.
- The man mentions to the barber the problems getting a close shave around the cheeksA man enters a barbershop for a shave.
- Hilarious Ranch Neighbor Introduction, only in Texas!A feller buys himself a big ol' 200-acre ranch out in the country. One day, not long after he settles in, he's just kickin' back on his fron…
- His friend was doing raunchy things in his dirty dreamsThe doctor said, “Beginning tonight when you’re dreaming, stop in Tulsa and I’ll drive the rest of the way to Chicago.”
- His Parents Demand to Know How He Got The PorscheA 17-year-old boy who works part-time at Pizza Hut drives up to park in front of the house in a beautiful Porsche. 🚗✨