Bar Jokes
A guy walks into a bar... Classic bar jokes about bartenders, drinkers and pub regulars.
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- A drunk guy decides to go ice fishingOne day, a drunk guy decides to go ice fishing.
- A guy walks into a bar…A guy walks into a bar and says, “O-o-one b-b-beer, p-please.”
- A guy walks into a barA guy walks into a bar and orders 12 shots.
- A local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest🍋 A local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around, that they offered a standing $1,000 bet.
- A man goes into the bar with an OctopusA man walks into a bar with an octopus
- A redneck is sitting at the local bar, quietly…A redneck is sitting at the local bar, quietly nursing a beer. 🍺
- A Scottish, an Englishman, and an Irishman, were in a bar..Three globe-trotting fellows, a Scottish chap, an English gent, and an Irish rogue, found themselves in a bar. The Scotsman raises his glass…
- Bar Joke about a man and his cow.A man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, you can't come in here with a cow!"
- The bartender can't keep track of whether his customers have paid or notA man walks into a bar and has a couple of beers.
- The big game hunter walked in to the barThe big game hunter walked in to the bar and bragged to everyone about his hunting skills.
- He toasted his wife at the pub and bragged about itJohn O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said,
- Drunk Night Gone Wrong: Randy's Band-Aid Blunder!Randy staggered home very late after another wild night with his drinking buddies. 🍻
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- FUNNIEST JOKE I met a one-legged lady at the bar…I met a one-legged lady at the bar. Out of curiosity, I asked her how she lost her leg.
- A hunter in the bar could identify how any animal was killedLarry, an avid hunter from Mississippi, walked into the local bar one evening and bragged to everyone about his hunting skills.
- A man rushes into a bar and says, "Quick! Give me a pint of lager!"A Man Rushes Into A Bar And Says, "Quick! Give me a pint of lager!"
- The Texas cowboy always orders three drinks at the bar until this happenedA cowboy, who just moved from Wyoming to Texas walks into a bar and orders three mugs of Bud.
- A woman walks into the bar on a cruise ship…A woman walks into the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops of water. As the bartender hands her the drink, she casually …
- A farmer was sitting in the neighborhood bar getting drunk?? THE JOKE ?? A farmer was sitting in the neighborhood bar getting drunk.
- A Woman Goes To A Party And Sees An Attractive Man Alone At The BarA woman arrived at a party.
- His Wife is shocked by his confession of what he said at the pubBarney hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of my life, between the legs of my wife!"
- A chimpanzee walks into a bar and orders a martini – the bartender is amazedA chimpanzee walks into a bar and orders a martini.
- A dad takes his boy (who is just a head), to a bar for his 21st birthday? Read The Funny Joke ? A man is waiting for his wife to give birth.
- A drunk man who smelled like beer, stumbled onto a subway and sat down next to a priest? Read The Joke Of The Day ? Early one morning, a drunk man who smelled like beer, stumbled onto a subway train and sat down next to a pries…
- A guy comes home completely drunk after visiting the Golden SaloonA guy comes home completely drunk one night.
- A lady is in a bar and sees a cowboy with huge boots – she wonders if the myth is true..A lady goes into a bar and sees a cowboy with his feet propped up on a table.
- A man enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks? Read The Joke Of The Day ? A man enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks.
- A man in the bar ordered a scotch but refused to pay – the barkeep was not happyThe bartender asked a man sitting at the bar, ‘What’ll you have?’
- A man is in a bar drinking whiskey when a nun comes up to himA man is in a bar and ready to take a drink of his whiskey when a nun comes up to him and says,
- A man walks in to a bar with a box under his arm and says to the barmanA man walks in to a bar with a box under his arm and says to the barman,
- A man went to a bar and buys a martini, before drinking it he puts the olive into a jarA fellow came into a bar and ordered a martini.
- A pirate walks into a bar with an eye patch, peg leg, and hook for a handA pirate walks into a bar with an eye-patch, peg-leg, and hook for a hand.
- A Scotsman, Englishman and an Irishman were drinking at a barA Scotsman, Englishman and an Irishman were drinking at a bar.
- A Texan walks into a bar in Ireland and offers a bet to the crowd of drinkersA Texan walks into a bar in Ireland and clears his voice to address the crowd of drinkers.
- A Texas Cowboys fan goes into a Houston bar with a Dachshund under his arm? Read The Joke Of The Day ? A guy goes into a Houston bar with a Dachshund under his arm.
- After taking a sip of the wine, he hurled the rest of it into the bartender’s faceA man walked into a bar and ordered a glass of white wine.
- An attractive young lady talks to the old cowboy at the bar? Read The Joke Of The Day ? An old cowboy, dressed to kill with his cowboy shirt, hat, jeans, spurs and chaps went to a bar and ordered a d…
- An Aussie goes to Texas and is amazed by how big everything is – then this happens!An Aussie walks into a bar in Texas and orders a drink.
- An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin?? THE JOKE ?? An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin.
- An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, and orders three pints of GuinnessAn Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, and orders three pints of Guinness.
- I realized I had never taken my son out for a drink – so I decided to take him to a barWhile reading an article about fathers and sons drinking together, I realized that after all this time, I had never taken my son out for a d…
- I took my son out to the local barWhile reading an article about fathers and sons drinking together…
- The biker had a chat to this hot woman in a barA biker went to a bar and ordered a drink.
- The drunk applies for a job as a wine tasterAt a wine merchant's warehouse the regular taster died.
- The guy takes a shot of tequila then jumps out of the skyscraper windowA guy sits at a bar in a skyscraper restaurant high above the city.
- The man refuses to pay for his drink at the barThe bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, "What'll you have"?
- Three Brits are arguer why British beer is the best – so they send a sample for testingThree Brits are sitting around a fire, singing, laughing and drinking beer.
- Three men are in a bar drinking beer and discussing their funeralsThree men are sitting at a bar having a beer.
- Three old friends are in a pub discussing the fastest things they can think ofThree old friends are in a pub discussing the fastest things they can think of.
- Two men were sitting next to each other at a barTwo men were sitting next to each other at a bar.
- Four Beer Company CEO's Go To a BarFour CEOs of beer companies are having a meeting.