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She loosened his pants, and began to massage his manhood…

😂 Two women were playing golf ⛳️. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed straight for a group of men playing the next hole.

The ball hit one of the men 🎯.

Immediately, he clasped his hands to his groin, fell to the ground, and started rolling around in agony 😵‍💫.

The woman rushed over and said, “Please let me help! I’m a Physical Therapist, and I know I can relieve your pain if you let me.”

He replied, “Oh no, I’ll be fine in a few minutes…” 🫣

But he was clearly in pain, lying in the fetal position, with his hands between his legs 😬.

Despite his protests, she insisted. Finally, he agreed.

She gently moved his hands aside, loosened his pants, and began to massage his manhood tenderly 👐.

After several long moments, she asked, “How does that feel?”

He replied, “It feels amazing… but I still think my thumb’s broken!” 😂👊

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