Doctor Jokes
Doctor jokes about patients, nurses, hospitals and some very unusual diagnoses.
43 jokes
- A gynaecologist had a burning desire to change careers and become a mechanic…A gynaecologist had a burning desire to change careers and become a mechanic.
- A Moth Was Having A Really Bad Awful Horrible DayA moth enters a dentist's surgery.
- Dave described his sunday activities to the Doctor…During a recent physical examination, Dave’s doctor asked him about his physical activity level. 🩺
- A man finds that he is unable to perform for his wife, so visits a Witch DoctorAfter a few years of married life, a man finds that he is unable to perform for his wife.
- The older man boasts to the Doctor that his 20 year old bride is pregnantA 92 year old man went to the doctor for his annual check-up.
- Doctor's Hook-Up Hilarity!Two doctors meet at the bar and decide to hook-up.
- Five surgeons from big cities are attending a medical convention and discussing…Five surgeons from big cities are attending a medical convention and discussing which kind of person makes the best patient to operate on.
- Four Men Are In Hospital Expecting BabiesFour men are in a hospital because their wives are having babies.
- A woman's doctor prescribes her testosterone?? THE JOKE ?? A woman's doctor prescribes her testosterone for better bone density, libido, and mood.
- A woman in a coma showed movement when the nurses washed her private areas? Read The Joke Of The Day ? A woman was in a coma.
- A man goes to the Doctor about his legA man went to the doctor…
- A man suffering for years with severe headaches, went to see a doctor about the problemA man suffering for many years with severe headaches, finally went to see a doctor about the problem.
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- A man went into a pharmacy wanting cough syrup – but Leeroy sold him something else!Leeroy was a worker in a small pharmacy in Arkansas, but he was not much of a salesman. He could never find the item the customer wanted.
- A pregnant woman falls into a coma whilst giving birthA pregnant woman falls into a coma whilst giving birth.
- A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session for the first timeA psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session for the first time.
- A redneck goes to the doctorA redneck goes to the doctor,…
- A woman of advanced age visited her physician to ask his advice in reviving her husbandA woman of advanced age visited her physician to ask his advice in reviving her husband’s libido.
- A young man goes to the pharmacy to buy some condoms for his hot date? Read The Joke Of The Day ? A young man goes into a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist,
- An old lady goes to the Doctor about her gas problemAn old lady goes to the doctor and says,…
- At a medical convention, a male doctor and a female doctor start eyeing each otherAt a medical convention, a male doctor and a female doctor start eyeing each other.
- Four men are in the hospital waiting room because their wives are having babiesFour men are in the hospital waiting room because their wives are having babies.
- Frank kept getting smacked around by a large cockroach, so went to see his DoctorEvery night, Frank would go down to his local bottleshop, get a six-pack, bring it home and drink while watching television.
- I asked the doctor how do they determine whether or not a patient should be commited?? THE JOKE ?? Tonight I did a delivery to the local mental asylum.
- I went into my proctologist's office for my first rectal examI went into my proctologist's office for my first rectal exam.
- It was gonna hurt like heck at the dentist – but the man got a good dealA man goes to the dentist to ask how much it would be to pull a tooth.
- Joe had been having horrible headaches, so he went to see his doctorJoe had been having horrible headaches, so he went to see his doctor.
- The doctor told me that for a 45 year old woman, I have the breasts of an 18 year oldA lady comes home from her doctor's appointment grinning from ear to ear.
- Funny Video: A lady wants to poison her husband, so she does this shocking thingA woman entered the pharmacy, approached the pharmacist, made direct eye contact, and began to speak.
- He is allowed use the ladies’ room – but ends up in hospitalYou should never ignore words of advice from people who are qualified to give it – otherwise things can turn out like in this story.
- Hilarious Football Nightmares Funny JokeA man visits a psychologist and confesses, "Doctor, I've been experiencing really bizarre dreams for the past month."
- Johnny's Hilarious Naming Skills: Twins Edition!Johnny's pregnant sister, who was a devout Christian, was in a terrible car accident and went into a deep coma.
- A big shot politician had to spend a few days in hospital – he got what he deservedA big shot rising politician had to spend a couple of days in the hospital.
- Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson JokeSherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson decide to rough it out in the wilderness and set up their tent under the vast night sky.
- A Man Goes To See A Witch Doctor About His ProblemReally Funny Joke Of The Day
- Mr. Smith goes to a Doctor complaining about a constant headacheMr. Smith goes to the Doctor complaining about a constant headache.
- The doctor dropped a bombshell: there was one food that was the most dangerous of allHe warned that our stomachs are like warzones, battling the harmful materials we put in.
- The Doctor informed the man he'd have to amputate his penis…While in China, an American man is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom the entire time he is there.
- The Doctor was going to release Mary – Until she admitted thisJim and Mary were both patients in a mental hospital.
- The husband took her then and there on the table…An elderly wife from Texas had an appointment with her doctor to ask for advice on how to treat her husband’s lack of sex drive.
- The old lady was worried and called the hospitalA sweet old lady telephoned the hospital.
- The old man boasts his 25 year old girlfriend is pregnant…Brian is at the doctor's office and says proudly, "Doc, I've just turned 90, and I've still got gunpowder in my pants! My darling is 25, and…
- Two Doctors DiagnosisJoke About Two Doctors Diagnosing Symptoms
- The young wife was having a problemA young wife from Montana had an appointment with her doctor to ask for advice on how to treat her husband’s lack of sex drive ever since hi…