Clean Jokes
Family-friendly clean jokes you can share at work, at school or around the dinner table.
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- 3 Irish men go to a bar and discuss their WivesPaddy and his two good friends were sitting at a bar, talking about their wives.
- 3 priests confess their greatest sins to each otherThree old Catholic priests got together one evening to discuss their lives.
- 4 men brag about their sonsFour friends who hadn’t seen each other in 30 years reunited at a party.
- 67 year old lady gets visited by a Jehova’s WitnessThe Jehovah Witness
- 83-year-old reports a break-in in progress but the police won’t show up – his solution is ingenious83 year old Phillip was just going to bed, when his his 81 year old wife told him that he’d left the light on in the garage, which she could…
- 90 year old George went for his annual physical examination90 year old George went for his annual physical examination.
- A billionaire offers a crazy dare to anyone foolish enough to take itA rich man threw a mansion party.
- A boy has a question about GodThere was a boy that had a question about God.
- A bunch of young guys are sitting in a hunting lodge telling tall talesA bunch of young guys are sitting in a hunting lodge.
- A burglar invades a house in the middle of the nightA burglar invades a house in the middle of the night.
- A cat dies and goes to heavenA cat dies and goes to heaven.
- A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly GatesA cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.
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- A crusty old biker walks into a bank and says to the womanA crusty old biker walks into a bank and says to the woman at the teller window, "I want to open a damn checking account."
- A doctor at an insane asylum decided to take his patients to a baseball gameA doctor at an insane asylum decided to take his patients to a baseball game.
- A doctor puts up a sign in front of his ClinicA doctor puts up a sign in front of his Clinic.
- A drunk man was sitting by a pondA Drunk Man Sits By A Duck Pond.
- A frog offers a misshapen statue as collateral for a loanA frog named Jimmy Jagger walked into a bank and sat down at the desk of a loan officer.
- A German Shepherd, Doberman And A Cat Go To HeavenA German Shepherd, Doberman and a Cat die and go to Heaven.
- A good old Alabama boy won a bass boat in a raffle drawingA good old Alabama boy won a bass boat in a raffle drawing.
- A husband and wife go to counselling – but the husband didn't expect this to happen!After thirty years of marriage a husband and wife go for counselling.
- A husband and wife who work for the circus go to an adoption agencyA husband and wife who work for the circus go to an adoption agency…
- A JFK conspiracy theorist dies and goes to heavenA JFK conspiracy theorist dies and goes to heaven.
- A Lesson In EtiquetteThree sophisticated southern women sit together at a country club, Eliza, Josephine, and Isabelle.
- A little boy goes to his father and asks, “Daddy, how was I born?”A little boy goes to his father and asks, “Daddy, how was I born?”
- A little girls asks her daddy what are those spiders doingA father watched his young daughter as she played in the garden.
- A man comes home from work and finds the place a wreckA man came home from work and found his three children outside, still in their pyjamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappe…
- A man goes on safari with his mother-in-lawA hunter goes on safari with his wife and his mother-in-law.
- A man goes to heaven and he sees a huge wall covered in clocksA man goes to heaven, and after walking through the gates, he gets escorted to a waiting room.
- A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monasteryA man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery.
- A man lost at sea is found on an island 20 years laterA man lost at sea is found on an island 20 years later.
- A man walks in through the front door after workA man walks in through the front door after work.
- A man walks in to a bar with a box under his arm and says to the barman…A man walks in to a bar with a box under his arm and says to the barman…
- A man was being sold a very cheap suitA man was being sold a very cheap suit.
- A Newfie was riding his Harley along the Trans Canada highwayA Newfie was riding his Harley along the Trans Canada highway…
- A policeman was testing three Dumb brothers who were training to become detectivesA policeman was testing three Dumb brothers who were training to become detectives.
- A Priest and a Lawyer walk into a bakeryA Priest and a Lawyer walk into a bakery.
- A priest and nun spend the night togetherA priest and a nun are on their way back from the seminary when their car breaks down.
- A Priest was being honoured at his retirement dinnerA Priest was being honoured at his retirement dinner after 25 years in the parish.
- A redneck with a bucket full of live fish was approached by a Texas game wardenA redneck with a bucket full of live fish was approached by a Texas game warden.
- A Russian, Brit and an American General argue over who has the bravest soldiersBravery is a quality that’s hard to quantify, but you know it when you see it…
- A sailor is recruited onto a Pirate shipA sailor is recruited onto a Pirate ship.
- A salesman is peddling his goods from door to door in a massive high-rise buildingA salesman is peddling his goods from door to door in a massive high-rise building.
- A smuggler crosses the border each morning on a donkeyA smuggler crosses the border each morning on a donkey, and each day, his donkey is loaded with only bags of straw.
- A teenage boy goes to church to confess his sinsA teenage boy goes to church to confess his sins.
- A Texan enters a bar full of MexicansA Texan enters a bar full of Mexicans.
- A very wealthy lawyer in a small town is notorious for never giving money to any charityA very wealthy lawyer in a small town is notorious for never giving money to any charity that comes his way.
- A woman takes testosterone and has worrisome side-effectsA woman went to her doctor for a follow-up visit after the doctor had prescribed testosterone for her.
- A young caveman walks up to the tribe's elder shaman, looking irritatedA young caveman walks up to the tribe's elder shaman, looking irritated.
- A young guy called Tommy bought a horse from a farmerA young guy called Tommy bought a horse from a farmer…
- A young man with a stutter sells BiblesA young man was inspired to help out with his church's fundraiser.