Golf Jokes
Golf jokes for anyone who has ever lost a ball, a bet or their temper on the course.
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- A married couple are out golfingA married couple are out golfing.
- A politician dies and has to choose between Heaven or Hell.While walking down the street one day, a Member of Parliament is tragically hit by a truck and dies. 🚛💥
- A priest, a doctor, and an economist are playing golfA priest, a doctor, and an economist are playing golf.
- A sailor and a priest are out golfingA sailor and a priest are out golfing.
- Once upon a golf course, a gentleman found himself lost and in need of assistance.Kindly, the lady responded, "No worries! You're one hole behind me. I'm on the 7th hole, and you're on the 6th."
- American man’s Japanese lover yells out the unthinkable in bedA Californian businessman, while in Japan for some business meetings and a few rounds of golf, arrived in Tokyo a day earlier than expected.
- Arthur is 75 years old and played golf every day since his retirement 15 years agoArthur is 75 years old and played golf every day since his retirement 15 years ago.
- Their wives were apparently not wearing any panties whilst playing GolfAn Irishman, a Scotsman, and a Swede were out playing Golf with their wives.
- A husband and wife love to play golf togetherA husband and wife love to play golf together.
- A man takes a week off work and decides to play a round of golf every dayA man takes a week off work and decides to play a round of golf every day.
- His wife was taking lessonsThe doctor and his wife were playing golf at the club.
- Mother Nature is angry and punishes the errant golfer for ruining her ButtercupsDave and Fred decide to go golfing at their favorite course.
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- These three ladies got a surprise whilst playing golfThree ladies are chipping up to the fourth hole at a Florida Golf Club when a naked man wearing a paper bag over his head jumps from the tre…
- Four affluent fathers meet up for their yearly golf match with each otherFour affluent fathers meet up for their yearly golf match with each other.
- A man got lost playing golf, so asked the lady in front of him what hole he was onA guy was playing golf one day and he got lost
- A woman joins a golf club and astonishes the menA woman joins a golf club.
- A young woman playing golf was stung by a beeA young woman was taking golf lessons and had just started playing her first round of golf when she suffered a bee sting.
- The new bride confesses she is not a virginHis response to his new brides confession on the wedding night is hilarious!
- A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in the crotchA guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in the crotch.
- A man answers a cell phone in the locker room – the other men are amazedSeveral men are in the locker room of a golf club.
- A man gets injured whilst playing Golf with his Wife – mistakes were madeThe doctor asks him what happened.
- A man goes to a golf course and tells the club pro he's taught a gorilla to play golfA man goes to a golf course and tells the club pro he's taught a gorilla to play golf.
- A married man confessed to his priest about almost having an affair with another woman? Read The Funny Joke ? A married man went into the confessional and said to his priest,
- A priest, a doctor and an engineer were waiting for a particularly slow group of golfers? Read The Joke Of The Day ? A priest, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers.
- A State Police Officer sees a car puttering along at 22mph – so he pulls the driver overSitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer sees a car puttering along at 22mph.
- An elder man challenged the golf pro to a bet – but he had a gotchaAt the golf course one day, an elderly man challenged the local golf pro to a match, with a $100 bet on the side.
- An old man, Jesus, and Moses were all playing golfAn old man, Jesus, and Moses were all playing golf.
- He noticed his friends wife wasn't wearing any underwear – she offered him a surpriseTwo couples were playing poker one evening.
- The Doctor was astonished and thought Don must be one heck of an outdoors manDuring a recent physical examination, Don’s doctor asked him about his physical activity level.
- Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in Ireland?? THE JOKE ?? On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of the Irish countryside.
- Two guys are playing golf, and one has a special ball that he brags aboutTwo golfers are about to play 18 holes when one of them says he's going to the pro shop to buy some golf balls, and asks his friend if he ne…
- While golfing, I accidentally overturned my golf cartWhile golfing, I accidentally overturned my golf cart.
- Golf Interrupted by Funeral: Mark's Hilarious Tribute!Mark and Tom are playing a round of golf on a sunny afternoon, and they find themselves on the 14th hole. 🌞⛳
- Golfing Joke – Forgive me father for I have sinnedA man goes to the confessional.
- The Husband Is Enjoying The After-LifeTheir biggest fear was that there was no after life at all.
- I crashed my golf cart, and a gorgeous woman invited me inside…While golfing, I accidentally overturned my golf cart. 🚗
- "I have a confession to make. I’m not a virgin"…On the first night of their honeymoon, the new bride tells her husband, “I have a confession to make. 😬 I’m not a virgin. I’ve been with on…
- I took the day off work and decided to go out golfingI took the day off work and decided to go out golfing.
- The policeman noticed the elder lady dropping moneyA little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her.
- The Golfing Fanatic Meets A WomanA man became an avid golfer.
- Man's Hilarious Encounter with Homeless Guy!A man was walking down the street when he was approached by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple …
- Mistakes Were MadeA man staggers into an emergency room…
- Stupid Criminal Hall Of ShameSTUPID-CRIMINAL HALL OF SHAME:
- The funny story of how men ageTwo guys grow up together and are best of friends.
- The golfer had to get an arm replacement – with a womans arm..A golfer was involved in a terrible car crash and was rushed to the hospital.
- The man tells the dentist to hurryA man and his wife walked into a dentist's office.
- The pastor takes a sickie and goes to play golfThere was a pastor at a local church who loved to golf…
- The woman golfer teed off and hits a guy playing aheadTwo women were playing golf.
- There are 500 bricks on a plane. One falls off. How many are left?Q: There are 500 bricks on a plane. One falls off. How many are left?
- These hilarious 10 quips were overheard on the Golf course#10