Marriage Jokes
Husband and wife jokes about marriage, weddings, honeymoons and the in-laws.
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- A husband and wife are having issues in the bedroomIn the pursuit of finding solutions for their bedroom troubles, a couple seeks the guidance of a sex therapist.
- A husband asks his wife how many lovers she has hadAs the man lay on his deathbed, surrounded by the echoes of his life, he turned to his wife with a hint of curiosity in his eyes. In a soft …
- A husband wants an italian girl brought home – but the wife…A woman goes to Italy 🇮🇹 to attend a 2-week company training session.
- A man, his wife and her mother visit the Holy Land – What happens is a shock!So there was this fellow, his better half, and her often-interfering mother, who decided to take the trip of a lifetime to the land of milk …
- A young maid from Mexico worked in California…Maria was a 19-year-old maid from Mexico who worked for a wealthy couple in California. 🇲🇽🏡
- A lawyer married a vigrin woman who had previously divorced ten husbandsA lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.
- A wife gets sick of doing things for her husband for free – so she packs to goto VegasA husband comes home from work to find his wife in the living room with her suitcase packed.
- Bride Outsmarts Groom: Hilarious Wedding Vow Twist!During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer:
- A man was having an affair with an Italian woman – until this happenedFor several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman.
- A cheating husband left a note for his wife – her reply is hilarious and pricelessA wife woke one morning, and found the following note left on her bedside table:
- Prince Charles and Camilla on Their Wedding NightCamilla, the Duchess of Cornwall bought new shoes for her wedding.
- The wife takes her husband to a strip clubA wife decides to take her husband, Dave, to a strip club for his birthday.
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- Dirty Jokes CompilationA woman travels to Italy for a two-week company training session.
- Even if Husband's listen they still are wrongAs her 50th birthday approached, the man wanted to make his wife's special day unforgettable.
- A Frenchman, Italian and an American are on a planeBragging is over-rated – Funny Adult Joke
- A "Husband Super Store" opened where women could go to choose a husband from many menRecently a "Husband Super Store" opened where women could go to choose a husband from many men.
- The man's wife was upstairs with the boss doing things she shouldn’t be doingA man goes to a restaurant for dinner.
- A wife found her husband in bed with a very attractive young woman?? THE JOKE ?? One day, a wife came home early and found her husband in their bed with a very attractive young woman.
- An elderly couple who were dating for a long time, discussed getting marriedAn elderly couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each other for a long time.
- As Jack was marrying Jill, his father gave him some advice?? THE JOKE ?? As Jack was marrying Jill, his father gave him some advice.
- Burt had an uncontrollable desire to put his manhood in the pickle slicerBurt worked in a dill pickle factory.
- George bought new cowboy boots – his wife was not impressed?? THE JOKE ?? An elderly couple, Mildred and George, moved to Texas.
- The Fireman comes home and tells his wife how the house will be runA fireman comes home from work one day and tells his wife,
- The retiring man got a surprise from the hot young wifeDean, the town postman, is retiring after 50 years on the job.
- Husband cheats on his wife – her revenge is brilliantAfter 37 years of marriage, Jack cheated on and dumped his wife for his young secretary.
- She gets frisky with her Husband's "jewels" but never expected this to happen!"My, my," Sarah chuckles, "Whenever Tony and I get frisky, I’ve noticed his jewels are just as cold as ice cream!"
- A husband comes home from work to find a man hiding in his closet? Read The Joke Of The Day ? A woman's closet door was making a terrible sound whenever a bus was crossing the street outside.
- A husband comes home to find his wife sobbing – she was insulted by the pharmacistUpon arriving home, a husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife.
- A jealous husband hired a private detective to check on the movements of his wifeA jealous husband hired a private detective to check on the movements of his wife.
- A man and his wife are at a high school reunionA man and his wife are at a high school reunion.
- A man and woman had been married for more than 60 years –But she was keeping a secretA man and woman had been married for more than 60 years.
- A man came home from work and had to comfort his sobbing WifeTearfully she explained, "The pharmacist. He insulted me terribly this morning on the phone. I had to call multiple times before he would ev…
- A man comes home late after drinking all night, his upset wife greets him in the kitchenA man comes home late after drinking all night.
- A man is having marital problems, so decides to see a therapistA man is having marital problems, so decides to see a therapist.
- A man met a beautiful girl and decided he wanted to marry her right awayA man met a beautiful girl and he decided he wanted to marry her right away.
- A man woke up in the morning deeply repentant after a bitter fight with his wifeHe noticed with dismay the crate of beer bottles that had caused the fight.
- A man's wife confessing to cheating on him, but only for good reasonsA man is on his deathbed, and he asks his wife,
- A married man went to a tarot card reader, and received shocking news – so he asked…? Read The Joke Of The Day ? A man visited a psychic of some local repute.
- A Minneapolis couple go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winterThey planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier.
- A mother-in-law was dying, her final wish she wanted her prized gear put in the atticA man's mother-in-law was dying, and she asked for one last favor.
- A redneck from Kentucky gets married?? THE JOKE ?? A redneck from Kentucky gets married.
- A wife and husband were out on Black Friday hitting the sales, when he went missingA wife dragged her husband out on Black Friday to attend all the sales.
- A wife comes home from a girl's night out and sneaks quietly into the bedroomA wife comes home from a girl's night out.
- A Wife leaves her Cat in the care of the Husband?? THE JOKE ?? A woman went on vacation, leaving her husband behind.
- A wife praised the lord for her husbands crushed scrotumThe pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express praise for an answered prayer.
- A wife wanted to poison her cheating husband – here's the story of what she didA nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, right up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said,
- A wife was cheating on her husband – but one day he came home early from workA woman is having an affair during the day while her husband is at work.
- A woman suffers burns to 90% of her body in a car accident and requires a skin graftA woman suffers burns to 90% of her body in a car accident and requires a skin graft on her face.
- A Woman Tests Her Husband At The Gates Of HeavenA woman died and went to heaven…
- An annoyed wife was complaining about her husband spending all his free time in a barAn annoyed wife was complaining about her husband spending all his free time in a bar.