Work Jokes
Office and work jokes about bosses, job interviews, pay rises and co-workers.
29 jokes
- A company brought in a new CEO…A company brought in a new CEO, Richard, hoping he’d turn things around and make operations run smoother.
- A Hilarious Office Math MisunderstandingThe owner of a golf course in Florida was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help.
- A man goes into a Dr's officeA man runs into a proctologist office shouting, "Help me! Help me! I think I'm a moth!"
- A woman goes to the Drugstore for 'Extra Large' CondomsA woman strides into a drugstore and inquires about the whereabouts of the 'Extra Large' condoms.
- Bank Manager's Risky Bet! $200K on the Shape of His…An old lady walks into the bank with $300k in cash. She expresses her desire to open an account and deposit the money, placing a substantial…
- An exchange student gets a jobOnce there was an exchange student who really needed some money.
- Dream Job Interview: A Salary Surprise!Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Officer asks a young engineer fresh out of university, "What starting salary are yo…
- Employee’s Boss Never Expected To Hear ThisA boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of the main computers.
- A lumber mill places an ad for an assistant wanted – what happens is hilariousA lumber mill posts an 'Assistant Wanted' ad for a lumber inspector and receives only one application.
- This dude had his sights set on Hollywood stardom – but first, he needed a stage name.Tall, handsome and with experience on Broadway, he had the right credentials.
- A man was down on his luck and in desperate need of a jobA man was down on his luck and in desperate need of a job.
- A young Engineer fresh out of MIT went for a job interview?? THE JOKE ?? Reaching the end of a job interview,…
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- Funny Joke about a dog applying for a job – he was amazing in the interview! hahaDetermined to find the perfect candidate, he spread ads all over town.
- She was sick of her sleazy boss and decided to start her own business?? THE JOKE ?? Jenny, who was rather tired of putting up with her rude and nasty co-workers and sleazy boss, decided to start her own busine…
- The husband is outraged by the cost of the hotelA Husband and wife are traveling by car from Key West to Boston.
- The mall manager was concerned as all three shops for rent got men's wear as tenantsA mall manager has three spaces to rent, all in a row.
- The Manager was impressed with the quick thinking boyA man in Denver walked into the produce section of his local supermarket and asked to buy half a head of cabbage.
- Her boss thinks she is crazy, but he never expected this!Two factory workers are talking.
- His boss suggests something naughty to recover from his illness…On a gloomy Monday morning, a fellow rings up his boss and tells him, "I'm terribly sorry, boss, but I'm down with something awful. I fear I…
- Kevin can't come to work because he is "sick"… haha!Kevin calls his boss one Tuesday morning, "Sorry, Chief, I can't come to work today, I'm sick."
- Little Johny Gets a JobLittle Johnny was down on his luck and desperately needed a job.
- A young man met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the night with her for $500A young man met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the night with her for $500.
- She claimed she was a more a passionate lover than his WifeIsabella was a 22-year-old housekeeper from Brazil who was employed by an affluent New York couple. Her salary wasn't great, and one day she…
- She Placed An Ad: Ranch Hand WantedA successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife.
- So a moth goes into a podiatrists officeSo a moth goes into a podiatrists office.
- The army vet goes for a job interviewSo, there's this guy strolling into the US postal service office with that eager-to-please look plastered on his face, all set to nail that …
- The marine was so tired that he had to share the only motel room…By the time a Marine pulled into a little town, every hotel room was taken. "You've got to have a room somewhere," he pleaded. "Or just a be…
- Voted one of the funniest jokes of all time: Everyone knows Dave.Dave was bragging to his boss one day, "You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them."
- When the Boss is the 'Half-Wit': Hilarious Farm Inspection Fail!Paddy McCoy, an elderly Irish farmer, received a letter from the Department for Work & Pensions stating they suspected he was not paying his…