Funny Jokes
A mixed bag of our funniest jokes and short stories that don't fit anywhere else.
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- The geographical differences between Women and MenThe Geography of a Woman as she ages:
- A blind man went into a posh restaurant for lunch, and used this neat trick to orderA blind man went into a local posh restaurant to order lunch.
- A Computer Science geek at MIT showed up at his buddies dorm room with a brand new PS5?? THE JOKE ?? A Computer Science geek at MIT showed up at his buddies dorm room with a brand new PS5.
- A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the groundA couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground.
- A family visits New York, and the father drools over the stunning beauty he seesA country family, who had never left their small village, are visiting New York for the first time.
- A group of friends paired off and went deer hunting, but one man returned aloneA group of Minnesota friends went deer hunting.
- A guy goes into the US postal service to apply for a job?? THE JOKE ?? A guy goes into the US postal service to apply for a job.
- A guy got chatting to a hot girl in a clubA guy got chatting to a hot girl in a club.
- A guy was walking down the street in San Francisco, and he tripped over an old oil lampThere was a guy walking down the street in San Francisco, and he tripped over an old looking oil lamp.
- A hyena was mocking all the other animals in the savanna, even the King Lion? Read The Funny Joke ? Once upon a time there was a loud mouthed hyena.
- A lady passes wind bending over to look at a lovely diamond necklace in Tiffany & CoA lady walks into Tiffany & Co, looks around, spots a beautiful diamond necklace and walks over to inspect it.
- A man and a woman were assigned to the same sleeping cabin on an overnight trainA man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping cabin on a trans-conti…
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- A man decided to join a monastery where you were only allowed to say two words every 10A man decided to join a monastery where you were only allowed to say two words every 10 years.
- A man goes to a Doc and says, "I got a real problem, I can't stop thinking about sex."A man goes to a Psychologist and says, "Doc I got a real problem, I can't stop thinking about sex."
- A man in an airport lounge hits on a beautiful young woman?? THE JOKE ?? A man is alone in an airport lounge.
- A man meets Bill Gates at the airportI was in the airport VIP lounge en-route to Seattle a couple of weeks ago.
- A Man orders a hot Chunky chiliA man sits down in a diner and asks for a bowl of hot chili.
- A Man Tells The Voluptuous Waitress He Wants A QuickieA man goes into a restaurant and is seated.
- A man walked into a restaurant with a full grown ostrich behind himA man walked into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him.
- A Marine away on deployment recieved a letter from his GF, informing him of her cheatingA Marine was deployed to the Middle East.
- A mathematician, an accountant and a politician apply for the same jobA mathematician, an accountant and a politician apply for the same job.
- A Missionary spots a couple in the grass making love – so he says this to the ChiefA Missionary on a South Pacific Island was walking with the Village Chief teaching him English.
- A Montana rancher got in his pickup and drove to a neighboring ranchA Montana rancher got in his pickup and drove to a neighboring ranch and knocked at the door.
- A naked woman gets in a taxi and the driver can't stop staring at her from top to bottomA naked woman jumps into a taxi.
- A new supermarket opened in my county that promised the ultimate shopping experienceA new supermarket opened in my county that promised the ultimate shopping experience.
- A patrolman on nightshift spots two old ladies sitting in a used car – it's hilarious!It was a small town and the patrolman was making his evening rounds.
- A peasant is traveling the woody trails of Sherwood, when a hooded man jumps outA poor peasant is traveling the woody trails of Sherwood, when a hooded man jumps out from the shadows.
- A prince was put under a spellA prince was put under a spell so that he could speak only one word each year.
- A Rancher in Montana gets investigated for not paying proper wagesA man owned a small ranch in Montana.
- A Scout Master was teaching his boy scouts about survival in the desertA Scout Master was teaching his boy scouts about survival in the desert.
- A secret agent is sent to Ireland to deliver a top secret packageA secret agent is sent to Ireland to deliver a top secret package.
- A sixteen year old boy came home with a brand new Ford F150A sixteen year-old boy came home with a brand new Ford F150.
- A woman accidentally farts in front of the blind cashierA woman goes into a tackle shop to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's birthday.
- A woman was walking along the beach when she stumbled upon a genie’s lampA woman was walking along the beach when she stumbled upon a genie’s lamp.
- A young woman was proud of her new purchase, and wants to show it off to her friendsA young woman named Betty was doing some shopping one day, when she wandered into a kitchenware shop and saw a cylindrical metal object.
- After a long night of making love, the man got a real shockAfter a long night of making love, Ben rolled over, pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter.
- An American on vacation in Paris is having breakfast at a cafe one morningAn American on vacation in Paris is having breakfast at a cafe one morning.
- An angel brings two statues to life and tells them to do what they have longed to do? Read The Joke Of The Day ? There were two statues standing in the park.
- An attractive lady from Seattle was in a remote part of Texas when her car broke down? Read The Joke Of The Day ? An attractive lady from Seattle was driving through a remote part of Texas when her car broke down.
- An elder gent sat down at his seat on the 50-yard line for the Super Bowl? Read The Joke Of The Day ? An elder gent sat down at his seat on the 50-yard line for the Super Bowl.
- Bubba and Billy Joe were on vacation when they see an opportunity to make a fortune? Read The Joke Of The Day ? Bubba and Billy Joe were on vacation.
- Fred came home from University thinking he was adoptedFred came home from University in tears.
- He was a perfect man. He never made mistakes. No one could ever measure up to Dave Smith? Read The Joke Of The Day ? A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by.
- I ran into Elon Musk at the Airport and asked him a favor – he obliged!I was in the airport VIP lounge en-route to New York a couple of weeks ago.
- I was asked by a funeral director to play my guitar at a graveside service?? THE JOKE ?? As a guitarist, I play many gigs.
- I was in a public toilet and just sat down when I heard a voice from the next cubicleI was in a public toilet and had just sat down, when I heard a voice from the next cubicle,
- I was on a flight and thought time would pass faster if I chat to the girl next to meI was travelling on a long flight and thought the time would pass faster if I had a chat to the person sitting next to me.
- I was out shopping tonight, when I saw a new brand of condoms called, "Olympic."I was out shopping tonight, when I saw a new brand of condoms called, "Olympic."
- I was walking past an insane asylum and I heard chanting coming from behind the fenceI was walking past the outside of an insane asylum the other day.
- Kenneth was sitting on a park bench eating chocolate bars, when a young man said thisOld Kenneth was sitting on a park bench, happily eating chocolate bars and watching the random folks play in the park.