Funny Jokes
A mixed bag of our funniest jokes and short stories that don't fit anywhere else.
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- 10 Funny 4th of July Jokes That Anyone Will Find HilariousHappy 4th of July, America!
- A curious little lad strolls into a hairdressing salonA curious little lad strolls into a hairdressing salon and the stylist nudges his patron, murmuring, "Behold the most clueless youngster in …
- A French, a Russian and a Yankee compared how many times they made love…A Frenchman and a Russian were seated next to an American on a long flight. As they loosened up with a few drinks, the conversation turned t…
- A guy goes to the US postal service to apply for a jobA guy goes to the US postal service to apply for a job.
- A lady wishes for peace in the middle east – the genie…A woman is walking along the beach when she stumbled upon a Genie’s lamp.
- A Man Finds A Magic Lamp And Makes A WishA young woman was out walking her dog.
- A man goes into a Restaurant funny jokeA gentleman walks into a restaurant and takes a seat.
- A man jogging sees an older man sitting on a bench with an upset look on his faceA guy is out running in the park.
- A man meets a woman on a plane – what happens next is gold!A man takes a seat on an aeroplane.
- A man settled into a diner and requested a bowl of hot chili.A man settled into a diner and requested a bowl of hot chili.
- A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind himA man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. 🦅
- A man who had 3 girlfriends did not know which one to marryThere was a man who had 3 girlfriends, but he did not know which one to marry.
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- A naked woman got into his Taxi…In the bustling streets of New York, there's this seasoned taxi driver…
- A rusty old fire engine from the rural township volunteer brigade roared into the flamesSuddenly, a chemical plant erupted in flames!
- A Sassy Lady Asks The Cowboy If The Myth About His Manhood Size Is True – So He Takes Her HomeShe playfully asks if the size of his feet matches his reputation.
- A wealthy man hosted an extravagant mansion partyA wealthy man hosted an extravagant mansion party, filling his vast abode with hundreds of guests reveling in merriment. Amidst the festivit…
- A young NHL player is a sensation – but his Mom isn't happy!The Detroit Red Wings foreign scout flies to Baghdad to watch a young Iraqi play hockey in the new American sponsored league, and is suitabl…
- A young woman found the Sergeant Major sexy and did this…A grizzled old Sergeant Major found himself at a trendy gala event. 🎉
- The scantily clad cabaret dancer threw her arms around him and offered a private dance!Once upon a time, a wife named Emily decides to surprise her husband, Alex, by taking him out for a night of saucy fun at a cabaret club.
- The sexy sister walked up the stairs and threw her panties down at himOnce upon a time, there were two lovebirds, Max and Molly, who were head over heels for each other. They decided to tie the knot and were ex…
- Albert Einstein has to give a speech…One day, Albert Einstein has to give a speech at an important science conference.
- A Martian couple and an Earthling couple swap partners for a nightA Martian couple and an Earthling couple have met and are talking about all sorts of things.
- America vs Russia in a Wrestling MatchThere was an American wrestler from Texas named John, who throughout his high school career had never lost a match.
- An 18 Year Old Girl Falls PregnantAn 18 year old Italian girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for 2 months.
- An American, Brit, and an Aussie are about to get executed in RussiaAn American, Brit, and an Aussie are about to get executed in Russia.
- An incredibly beautiful woman is at his door in nothing but running shoesAn overweight guy is watching TV.
- A guy driving a Kia pulls up at a stoplight next to a Rolls RoyceA guy driving a Kia pulls up at a stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce…
- The Boy Unexpectedly Farts In The SandboxFun In The Sandpit
- Bubba & Billy Bob Enter A Charity RaffleOne day when Bubba and Billy Bob were in the Little Rock Wal-Mart…
- Cartoon Joke – The men went on a motorbike tour, but no one wanted to share a room with Mick…However, there was one problem – Mick's snoring was legendary and no one wanted to share a room with him. They decided it was only fair to t…
- Her skirt was skin tight and she couldn’t lift her slender legsAs the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of…
- Confucius May or May Not Have Said ThisMan who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.
- Death comes to collect a man’s soulDeath comes to collect a man’s soul.
- A man doing market research for Vaseline knocked on a doorA man doing market research for Vaseline knocked on a door.
- She wanted to make love in the kitchenThe only thing she was wearing was her comfy 'T' shirt she normally slept in.
- The captain forgets to switch off the intercom – the passengers are shockedA jumbo jet is making its final approach to Tampa Airport.
- The owner decided to play a rude trick on the blind man, but he ultimately regretted it!Once upon a time, there was a blind man who decided to visit a restaurant.
- Drafting Guys Over 60I am over 60 and the Armed Forces thinks I'm too old to track down terrorists. You can't be older than 42 to join the military.
- Eat what you want!The French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
- Fishing Joke – Two men go to Canada to try ice fishingThere were two young men from the South who loved to fish and they wanted to do some ice fishing.
- Funniest Radio Contest Ever!A local radio DJ was running a competition to find contestants who could come up with words not found in any English dictionary but could st…
- A king and his footmen were guarding a castle during a war?? THE JOKE ?? A king and his footmen were guarding a castle during a war.
- A guy meets an amazing redhead at a restaurantThis guy is dining alone in a fancy restaurant and there’s a beautiful redhead sitting at the next table.
- A man moves moves to Alaska to get away from humanity – this funny thing happensTom had been in the liquor business for 25 years.
- A stern Sergeant Major was at a gala event with beautiful young models?? THE JOKE ?? A stern old Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event.
- Her Mini-Skirt Was So Tight She Couldn't Lift Her Leg?? THE JOKE ?? One day at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a skin-tight miniskirt.
- His Friend Suggested A Sex Certificate For His Wifes BirthdayAdam was talking to his friend at the bar, and said,…
- She was wearing nothing but the shirt she slept inMy wife was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast.
- The man wanted the most expensive lady in the houseThe madam opened the brothel door to see a rather dignified, well-dressed good looking man in his late 40s or early 50s.
- When Jane first met Tarzan in the jungle?? THE JOKE ?? When Jane first met Tarzan in the jungle, she was instantly attracted to him.