Luigi proudly wears his new Armani shoes to the danceβ¦
π Luigi walks to work 20 blocks every day and passes a shoe store twice. Every day, he stops to admire the Armani leather shoes in the window. π
He wants those shoes so badlyβ¦ it's all he can think about. π© After 2 months of saving, Luigi finally buys them for $300! πΈ
That Friday, the Italian community holds a dance, and Luigi proudly wears his new Armani shoes. ππΊ
He asks Sophia to dance and says, "Sophia, do you wear red panties tonight?" π³
Startled, she replies, "Yes, Luigi, but how do you know?"
Luigi smiles and says, "I see the reflection in my new $300 Armani leather shoes. How do you like them?" ππ
Later, he dances with Rosa and asks, "Rosa, do you wear white panties tonight?" π
Rosa replies, "Yes, Luigi, but how do you know?"
Luigi proudly says, "I see the reflection in my new $300 Armani leather shoes!" ππ
As the night ends, Luigi dances with Carmela. Mid-dance, his face turns red, and he asks, "Carmela, please tell me you wear no panties tonight?" π³π
Carmela smiles and says, "Yes, Luigi, I wear no panties tonightβ¦" π
Luigi gasps, "Thank God! I thought I had a CRACK in my $300 Armani leather shoes!" π±ππ