Police Jokes
Police jokes about cops, speeding tickets, traffic stops and quick-thinking drivers.
31 jokes
- A cop pulls a man over for speedingA cop pulls a man over for speeding 🚓
- A guy robs a bank and gets sentenced to prison for life…🏦 A guy robs a bank and gets sentenced to life in prison. On his first day in prison, he sits down to lunch, terrified. 😨 No one's saying …
- A man and his wife are driving down the road when pulled over…A man and his wife are driving down the road when flashing blue lights appear in the rearview mirror. 🚔
- A man on his way home from a party was pulled over by a police officerA man on his way home from a party was pulled over by a police officer.
- A man's wife goes missing – the next day the Police have disturbing newsA man in Alaska reported his wife had gone missing.
- A police officer noticed a man leaving a bar so intoxicated he…On a routine police patrol in the USA, parked outside a local neighborhood bar, a police officer noticed a man leaving so intoxicated he cou…
- An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman go to prison…An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all sentenced to 10 years in prison. 🏰 Before they each go into their cells, they are grante…
- An old farmer gets stopped by a state trooper for speedingAn old farmer once got stopped by a state trooper for speeding.
- The trees were a blur as they sped along the open road, enjoying the drive a little too muchOn a sunny afternoon drive through the winding countryside, a man named Harry and his wife, Linda, found themselves in a bit of unexpected t…
- A farmer decided he wanted to go to town and see a movieA farmer decided he wanted to go to town and see a movie.
- A beauty pageant was underway, when a peep-hole was found in the ladies changing roomsA beauty pageant was underway, when the police were called by the lady organizing the event.
- A cowboy in Texas gets pulled over by a State Trooper for speedingA cowboy in Texas gets pulled over by a State Trooper for speeding.
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- A man and his wife are out driving, when they get pulled over by a police officerA man and his wife are out driving, when they get pulled over by a police officer.
- A policeman catches a man with some weed in his pocketA policeman catches a man with some weed in his pocket.
- A recently single woman buys a flashy new Corvette. She decides to really open things upA recently single woman buys a flashy new Corvette.
- An Oklahoma State Trooper pulls over a circus clown for speeding?? THE JOKE ?? An Oklahoma State Trooper pulls over a circus clown for speeding.
- An old lady is speeding down a highway, when she spots a police officer with a speed gunAn old lady is speeding down a highway, when she spots a police officer with a speed gun.
- Johnny and his wife Mary were driving across the country when they were pulled overElderly Johnny and his wife Mary were driving across the country.
- The linebacker moves from economy to first class without a ticketA flight is on its way to New York, when a big burly football player in economy class gets up, moves to the first class section, and sits do…
- The Officer discovered the little old lady was really packingA little old lady gets pulled over for speeding.
- There was an officer of the Royal Navy named Captain Bravado, who showed no fearOnce upon a time, there was an officer of the Royal Navy named Captain Bravado, who showed no fear when facing his enemies.
- Two Minnesota hunters travelled south to Iowa one winter to hunt deerTwo Minnesota hunters travelled south to Iowa one winter to hunt deer.
- Two police officers are responding to a domestic disturbance with shots firedTwo police officers responding to a domestic disturbance with shots fired, arrive on scene.
- A Married couple is pulled over by the policeA man and his wife are out driving, and get pulled over by a police officer.
- The officer pulled over the ladies for dangerous drivingA State Trooper is patrolling the highway, keeping an eye out for speedy drivers.
- A man lay sprawled across three seats in the cinemaA man lay sprawled across three seats in the cinema.
- Marine Corp Officers get their pensions based on a strange testThe Marine Corps found they had too many officers and senior enlisted men.
- The Canadian man's wife was lost in a kayaking accident…The day after his wife vanished in a kayaking accident, a man from Newfoundland, Canada, opened his door to find two serious-looking Royal C…
- The driver pulled over to get some sleepAfter a long and tiring drive throughout the night…
- The Navy decided to offer an early retirement bonus…The Navy, finding they had too many officers, decided to offer an early retirement bonus.
- The Navy found they had too many officers and decided..The Navy found they had too many officers and decided to offer an early retirement bonus.