In the age of creation, when Adam roamed the Garden of Eden, he felt a yearning for companion

So, in His infinite wisdom, God offered to create for him a companion, a woman who would fulfill his every need.

This enchanted being would gather food, cook, and tend to Adam's every desire.

She would be a perfect partner, never nagging nor disagreeing with him.

She would bear his children with grace and never deny him love or passion.

Adam, curious as to the cost of such a divine creation, asked what he would have to give up to possess her.

God replied that it would cost an arm and a leg, to which Adam pondered and asked,

"What can I get for a mere rib?"