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Lawyer jokes about attorneys, judges, juries and courtroom comebacks.

12 jokes

A young city lawyer heads to a small town…A young city lawyer heads to a small town.
An Attorney Arrived Home LateThe Attorney & His Nagging Wife Joke
A big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural North AlbertaA big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural North Alberta.
A lawyer for a wealthy art collector called him, "I have some good news and some bad"A lawyer, representing a wealthy art collector called him and said, "Pierre, I have some good news and I have some bad news."
A very cranky old woman was arrested for shoplifting at a supermarketA very cranky old woman was arrested for shoplifting at a supermarket.
A wealthy lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two women along the roadside? Read The Joke Of The Day ? A wealthy lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two women along the roadside eating grass.
An old farmer is suing a trucking company in court – his story is quite hilariousThere was an old farmer named Burt who had a car accident.
There was a trial in Texas, and the prosecutor called his first witness to the standThere was a trial in a small town in Texas, and the prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand, she was a grandmotherly, eld…
Three lawyers are zooming along, lose control, and plow into a gravediggers truckSo these three lawyers are zooming along a country road, lose control, and plow into the back of a gravediggers truck.
A New York attorney representing a wealthy art collector called his clientA New York attorney representing a wealthy art collector called his client and said to him,
The King Made His Queen Wear Metal PantiesOne day the king had to go for a year-long expedition.
The local charity realized that it had never received a donation from the city's most successful lawyerThe local charity realized that it had never received a donation from the city's most successful lawyer.

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