My manhood is tiny…

I've been self-conscious about my size down there, always dreading anyone catching a glimpse.

But life threw me a curveball, and I found myself at a doctor's office for a physical. In walks this stunning nurse, clipboard in hand, ready to start the exam. My heart raced when she motioned for me to drop my trousers—I hesitated big time.

With a professional smile, she reassured me, "Don't worry, I've seen it all in my career."

When the moment of truth came, and my pants hit the floor, she let out a suppressed giggle.

Puzzled, she asked, "So what's the issue today?"

I replied with a straight face, "It's swollen."