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Spooky Halloween jokes about ghosts, vampires, zombies and costume parties.

9 jokes

A Bunch Of Scaringly Bad Halloween One Liner JokesYep, we know these Halloween Jokes are bad (and silly!), but that what makes them good! 🙂
A Few Halloween Jokes That Are Simply Frightful!My dad needed a blood transfusion but we couldn't remember his blood type.
A couple were invited to a masked fancy dress Halloween partyA couple were invited to a masked fancy dress Halloween party.
Three guys run into a museum to hide from the horde of Zombies coming? Read The Funny Joke ? Three guys run into a museum to hide from the horde of Zombies coming down the road.
A Guy Visits A Witch About His 25 Inch ProblemA man with a 25 inch long penis goes to his doctor.
Scary Halloween Story: He was hitchhiking on a very dark night and in the midst of a big stormThis story happened a while ago in Kentucky, and even though it sounds like an Alfred Hitchcock tale, its said to be true!
The man had a massive penis so goes to the doctor…A man with a 25-inch long penis goes to his doctor to complain that he is having a problem with this cumbersome instrument and has had more …
The vampires hold a competitionThree vampire brothers decide to hold a competition to see who among them is the most powerful. 🧛‍♂️🧛‍♂️🧛‍♂️
Three vampires try and prove which one is the most powerfulThree vampire brothers decide to hold a competition to see which one of them is the most powerful.

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