Little Johnny Jokes
Little Johnny jokes: the cheeky schoolboy who always has an answer for everything.
38 jokes
- The teacher asked the class to use the word fascinate in a sentenceOne day in a school room the teacher asked the class to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence.
- Little Johnny catches his dad and the nanny in the act – so he makes a dealKenny comes in to school one morning wearing a brand new watch.
- Little Johnny overheard his dad was pulling outLittle Johnny asks his father for a $200 bicycle for his birthday.
- Little Johnny shocked the teacher once more talking about his college sisterKatie eagerly raised her hand and shared, "During our family trip to my granddad's farm, we met his pet sheep. It was so fascinating, we cou…
- Little Johnny Was Being Extremely Rude In Class?? THE JOKE ?? A first grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students who was being extremely rude in class.
- Little Johnny’s teacher was starting a lesson on multi-syllable wordsLittle Johnny’s teacher was starting a lesson on multi-syllable words.
- Aunt Karen's Epic Moral Lesson: Little Johnny's Hilarious TaleA teacher told her young class to ask their parents for a family story with a moral at the end of it, and to return the next day to tell the…
- Little Johnny and his family were having Sunday dinner at his Grandmother's houseLittle Johnny and his family were having Sunday dinner at his Grandmother's house.
- Little Johnny put the teacher in a moral dillema with his dirty betA father was very upset about his son Little Johnny's gambling habits.
- Little Johnny Unexpectedly Farts In The SandboxOne day little Johnny was sitting in the sandbox with his crush, Sally.
- Little Johnny was failing math classLittle Johnny’s mother had been noticing that his math grades had been steadily declining.
- The preacher is mortified by what Little Johnny suggests – it'll make you laugh though!A preacher was making his rounds to his parishioners on a bicycle when he came upon little Johnny trying to sell a lawn mower.
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- Little Johnny And The BB GunOne of the matrons of the church was cooking a pot of her famous beans for the church potluck.
- Little Johnny and the Election resultsOne day, during lessons on proper grammar,…
- Little Johnny applied for a forklift job in ChicagoLittle Johnny applied for a forklift job at a famous company in Chicago. 🏢
- Little Johnny Believes He Has The AnswerA teacher is trying to instruct her class on the meaning of the word "definitely".
- Little Johnny does it again!A teacher walks up to the blackboard and writes DEFINITELY She turns to the class and says, "Today we'll be looking at the word 'definitely'…
- Little Johnny Farted In The SandboxOne sunny afternoon, little Johnny found himself seated in the sandbox alongside his crush, Sally.
- The teacher asked Little Johnny a question in classLittle Johnny is in class one day and the teacher asks, "Who can use the word 'contageous' in a sentence?"
- Little Johnny goes to Sunday schoolLittle April was not the best student in Sunday school.
- LITTLE JOHNNY JOKE A teacher asks the her class, "What do you want to be when you grow up?"…A teacher 👩🏫 asks the students in her class, "What do you want to be when you grow up?"
- Little Johnny Joke Little Johnny answered and said mum was upstairs with his uncle…Little Johnny Joke 🤣 Little Johnny answered and said mum was upstairs with his uncle… 🤣
- Little Johnny Joke Little Johnny answered the teachers question and left her speechless…Little Johnny Joke 🤣 Little Johnny answered the teachers question and left her speechless… 🤣
- Little Johnny Joke Little Johnny asked the old man for a peach that tasted like pussy…Little Johnny Joke 😂 Little Johnny asked the old man for a peach that tasted like pussy… 😂🍑
- Little Johnny Joke Little Johnny told a blonde of a mechanic who could do illegal things…Little Johnny Joke 😆 Little Johnny told a blonde of a mechanic who could do illegal things… 😆🤣
- Little Johnny Joke Little Johnny’s wife went to the doctor about his lack of sex drive…Little Johnny Joke 😆 Little Johnny’s wife went to the doctor about his lack of sex drive… 😆🤣
- The teacher asks the class to name words that eat things, and end in T O RThe teacher asks the class to name big words that eat things, and end in, 't o r'.
- Their weekend assignment was to sell something then give a talk on productive sThe kids filed back into class Monday morning.
- Little Johnny kept scratching his groin in class…A teacher noticed that Little Johnny, who was sitting at the back of the class, was squirming around, scratching his groin, and not paying a…
- Little Johnny On The Farm7 year old little Johnny comes down to breakfast.
- Little Johnny see's his Dad and Aunt Jane being intimate together…Little Johnny see's his Dad and Aunt Jane being intimate together…
- Little Johnny Shocked The Teacher When He Said This…Little Johnny and his kindergarten class were getting used to first grade, but the hardest part was the teacher's rule: no baby talk. 😬
- Little Johnny shows his mother a fifty-dollar bill he found in the parkLittle Johnny runs into the house and excitedly shows his mother a fifty-dollar bill he found in the park.
- Little Johnny Tells His Hilarious "Moral Of The Story" TaleOne day at the end of class, little Johnny's teacher asks the class to go home and think of a story to be concluded with the moral of that s…
- Little johnny went lookin' for some babes at Bondi beachLittle Johnny was on vacation at Bondi Beach and couldn't seem to get any attention from the girls. So, he asked the local lifeguard for som…
- Little Johnny's Hilarious Riddle Stumps the Teacher!One day in class, the teacher decided to ask the class a riddle.
- The Teacher asks Little Johnny A Question In ClassThe teacher asked little Johnny a question…
- The teacher asks the class a question – Little Johnny answersOne day at the end of class, little Johnny’s teacher asked the class to go home and think of a story that had some kind of a moral in it.