Old Age Jokes
Jokes about grandma, grandpa, retirement and getting older (and wiser, mostly).
42 jokes
- 70-Year-Old Widow's Hilarious Husband Hunt!A lonely widow, aged 70, decided it was time to get married again. 👵💍
- A doctor was giving a lecture on dangerous foods – then the funny old man said this!A doctor was addressing a large audience in Oxford.
- A sperm bank was built near a little old man.A new sperm bank was built across the street from a little old man. 🏦👴
- An army Colonel is newly assigned command of a unitAn army Colonel is newly assigned command of a unit.
- An elder lady sees a naked man outside her windowIt was three o’clock in the morning…
- An old man found three nude ladies skinning dipping…Once upon a time, in a quaint town in Vermont, lived an elderly man who possessed a sprawling estate, nestled amidst which there lay a seren…
- An old man was feeling a bit lonely and got a pet to keep him company…An old man was feeling a bit lonely and decided he needed a pet to keep him company 🐸.
- Assorted One-LinersQ. What's the Cuban National Anthem?
- Ding Dong Dilemma: A Hilarious Tale of Senior RomanceUpon learning of her elderly grandfather's passing, Katie rushed to her grandparent's house to console her 95-year-old grandmother.
- During WWII, German soldiers were rampaging through French villages, seizing food, wine and womenDuring World War Two, German soldiers were rampaging through French villages, seizing food, wine and women.
- Fart Football Frenzy: The Hilarious Bedtime Championship!An old man and his wife are lying in bed one night, the room silent except for the ticking of the clock on the nightstand. Suddenly, the old…
- The farmer was walking her home, when he said to take a shortcut down the alleyA farmer stopped by the local mechanics shop to have his truck fixed.
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- A lady of the night is standing outside a hotel when she sees an elderly man? Read The Funny Joke ? A lady of the night is standing outside a hotel when she sees an elderly man hobble by.
- The old couple were still doing it – until this happened?? THE JOKE ?? Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away…
- A 90-year-old man, that due to his failing eyesight, has a special relationship with God? Read The Joke Of The Day ? A 90-year-old man goes for a physical, and all of his tests come back normal.
- A family takes their elderly mother to a nursing homeOne evening, a family takes their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home, hoping she will be well cared for.
- A woman happens upon a grandfather and his poorly behaved 3 year old grandsonA woman in a grocery store happens upon a grandfather and his poorly behaved 3 year-old grandson.
- An elderly lady calls her neighbor and asks for help solving a difficult puzzleAn elderly lady calls her neighbor and says,
- An elderly man was having hearing problems and went to see a specialistAn elderly man was having hearing problems and went to see a specialist.
- His grandma mistakenly told him it was sexual intercourse – his friends mum wasn't happyLittle Tony was 9 years old and was staying with his grandmother for a few days.
- It was a cold winter’s day when a man went fishing on a frozen lakeIt was a cold winter’s day when an old man walked out onto a frozen lake, cut a hole in the ice, dropped in his fishing line and began waiti…
- One dark night in Dublin a fire started inside the local chemical plantOne dark night in Dublin, a fire started inside the local chemical plant.
- The boy asked his Grandma why she doesn't have a boyfriend since grandpa went to heaven? Read The Funny Joke ? One day, a 5 year old boy went to visit his granny.
- The old couple play fart footballAn old man and his wife are in bed.
- These two elderly ladies loved playing SoftballTwo 90-year-old women, Bertha and Betty, had been best friends all of their lives.
- Three old men are reminiscing in a nursing homeThree old men are reminiscing in a nursing home.
- When I went to the park today, I saw an old lady sitting on a park bench cryingWhen I went to the park today, I saw an old lady sitting on a park bench crying.
- Funny Story: The aging man wanted to plant his tomatoes, but wasn’t capable of digging up the gardenAn old man lived alone in the country.
- It's Doug's final moments in the nursing home, surrounded by his nearest and dearestSuddenly, he pipes up and demands two witnesses and a camcorder to capture his final wishes.
- John visited his survivalist grandpa at his cabin in the woodsJohn decided to spend a few days with his 70-year-old survivalist grandpa, who lived off the grid in a cozy cabin deep in the woods. 🌲🏕️
- An older man walked into a jewelry store with a beautiful young gal at his side? Read The Funny Joke ? An older, white haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening with a beautiful young gal at his side.
- Lady goes to bank and makes a bet – Silly JokeOne day, an old lady went to the Bank of Canada with a large bag full of money.
- A little old lady dropping money as she walksA little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her.
- The old Farmer see's girls skinny dipping in his pondAn elderly man had owned his large farm in Louisiana for many years.
- Old man gets his young bride pregnantAn 87 year old man was having his annual checkup when the doctor asked how he was feeling.
- Old man in bar propositioned by a young womanA 71 year old man is having a drink in a Chicago bar. Suddenly a gorgeous 19 year old girl enters and sits down a few seats away.
- For Old Times SakeFunny Joke About The Good Old Times
- One day, an elderly couple invites their grandson over for lunch…One day, an elderly couple 👵👴 invites their grandson 👦 over for lunch. Grandma, being the amazing cook she is, prepares an absolutely sum…
- The cop watches the old couple have amazing sex and is stunned…The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we had sex together, over fifty years ago? We went behind the vill…
- The lady hikes up her dress, the man ditches his trousers, bends his wife over…A nostalgic senior couple decided to retrace their steps to where their love story began more than five decades ago.
- The Wild Tale of the Bodybuilder and the Grandma!A bodybuilder was admiring his muscular physique in the mirror when he noticed he was suntanned everywhere except his penis. 🤔💪
- Two Old Ladies Were Having A Smoke – Then It Started To RainTwo older women were outside their nursing home, having a smoke.