Joke: She has the breasts of a prom queen!

Beaming with delight, the wife says, “Oh my love, better than that! The doctor just told me that for a lady who's knocked on the door of 45, I have a set of jugs that could give a prom queen a run for her money!"

"Well, really?" her husband asks, feeling a mix of surprise and amusement, "And what did he comment about your 45-year-old ass?”