Christmas Jokes
Christmas jokes about Santa, reindeer, elves and the chaos of the holidays.
22 jokes
- 45 Christmas One Liner JokesFunny or bad christmas jokes are a key moment of the festive season.
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- 8 Reasons Why Santa Claus Is A WomanSanta Claus is a woman because:
- A father tests his twin boys on ChristmasA family had twin boys whose only resemblance to each other were their looks.
- An Old Lady Writes To God Asking For MoneyThere was a man who worked for the Post Office whose job was to process all the mail that had illegible addresses.
- The two men discuss what they are buying their wives for ChristmasThe poor man asks the rich man, "What are you getting your wife this Christmas?"
- A man asks his girlfriend’s younger sister to accompany him to buy a Christmas present? Read The Funny Joke ? A guy decides to buy his new girlfriend a pair of gloves for Christmas.
- An old lady wanted to give her grandson $10 as a Christmas gift so she went to her bankAn old lady wanted to give her grandson ten dollars as a Christmas present.
- Christmas was coming, and Little Johnny’s Mom and Dad took him to see Santa ClausChristmas was coming, and Little Johnny’s Mom and Dad took him to the mall to see Santa Claus.
- Ever wonder how the Christmas tradition of an angel on top of the Christmas tree began?? Read The Funny Joke ? Ever wonder how the tradition of putting an angel on top of your Christmas tree got it’s start?
- Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates? Read The Joke Of The Day ? Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.
- Here are some funny Christmas jokes to keep you laughing until the New YearWhat does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
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- Ho Ho Ho, A Christmas TaleSanta Was Having A Bad Day!
- How Christmas ended as a train-wreck for this MotherA few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living…
- Husband and wife go Christmas shoppingA couple were in a busy shopping center just before Christmas.
- Santa gets a shock pilot review from the FAABefore departing the North Pole…
- Scottish couple wants their kids to visit on Christmas EveAs kids turn to adults, it becomes harder to bring the family together for holiday events.
- Take Note This ChristmasTAKE NOTE THIS CHRISTMAS:
- The Drunk Makes A Phone Call on Christmas EveOn Christmas Eve morning, a phone rings in the home of a liquor store manager.
- The little boy had a cunning plan to get his Christmas presentA little boy wanted a bicycle for Christmas.
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