Funny Jokes
A mixed bag of our funniest jokes and short stories that don't fit anywhere else.
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- The guy finds a genie's lamp and makes a hilarious request…This guy pulled up to the bar in a brand new Cadillac. 🚗✨
- The gynecologist who became a mechanic!The gynecologist who became a mechanic!
- The Insurance Pitch: Sergeant Miller’s Secret StrategySergeant Miller was assigned to the induction center, where his role was to advise new recruits about their government benefits, especially …
- The lady couldn't believe the cost of the shoes she wantedA lady heard about these amazing alligator boots and decided she had to have a pair. 🐊👢
- The lady farts in the ritzy department store…A woman saunters into the glitzy Tiffany & Co, her eyes instantly captivated by a dazzlingly opulent diamond necklace 💎.
- The lady kept having orgasms…A lady on the bus next to me this morning was sneezing, about every 3 minutes.
- The man wanted to know where the guy went when he left – his discovery shocked himA guy stuck his head into a barbershop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?"
- The man's face was badly burned, so they used skin..𝗕𝗘𝗦𝗧 𝗝𝗢𝗞𝗘 𝗢𝗙 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗗𝗔𝗬! – The man's face was badly burned, so they used skin from his wifes butt! 🔥🥰 | 𝙁𝙪𝙣𝙣𝙮 𝘼𝙙𝙪𝙡𝙩…
- The young man begged her when he took her home…At the end of their first date, a young man takes his favorite girl home.
- There once was a monastery that was very strictThere once was a monastery that was very strict.
- They locked their keys in their carThere were these two not-so-smart guys,…
- Thomas' Love Dilemma!Thomas, at the ripe age of 32, finds himself still navigating the single life.
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- Three guys were at deer campThree guys were at deer camp. They had to bunk two to a room.
- Three men met on a nude beach.Three men met on a nude beach. Two of the three men were happy, but the third was sad.
- Three old ladies and the flasherThree old ladies – Gertrude, Maude and Tilly – were sitting on a park bench having a quiet conversation.
- Three tortoises go on a picnicThree tortoises, Mick, Alan and Les, decide to go on a picnic.
- Three women – a German, a Japanese, and an American hillbilly…Three women – a German, a Japanese, and an American hillbilly were sitting in a sauna.
- Try Not To LaughA 65-year-old married couple, Harold and Mildred, were enjoying a quiet evening at home when suddenly, Mildred turns to Harold with a mischi…
- Try Not To Laugh ChallengeJohn is walking down the street when he bumps into Teddy, an old friend he hasn't seen in a while. They exchange pleasantries, and then Tedd…
- Two Aliens Land In The DesertTwo aliens in their flying saucer land near an abandoned gas station in the desert. 🛸🌵
- Two Dumb Rednecks Inherit The Family RanchTwo dumb rednecks inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they're in financial trouble. To keep the bank from repos…
- The hillbilly saves the choking womanTwo hillbillies walk into a restaurant.
- Two Marines boarded a flight from Dallas, to Houston…Two Marines boarded a quick shuttle flight out of Dallas, headed for Houston. ✈️ One sat in the window seat, 🪟 the other in the middle seat…
- Two Women Smoking, And One Has A Brilliant TrickFunny Joke About Smoking Camel Cigarettes
- Unlucky Fred was hitting his thirties and his relationship status was still…Unlucky Fred was hitting his thirties and his relationship status hadn't changed from single.
- What is a "Dilemmma"Two men are having a drink in a bar.
- When a Vegetarian Leader's Vacation Takes a Porky Turn!The leader of the vegetarian society just couldn't resist anymore! 🌱😋
- A workaholic computer engineer from California finally decided to take a vacationA workaholic computer engineer from California finally decided to take a vacation. He was enjoying a relaxing cruise in the Caribbean when a…