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School jokes about teachers, students, classrooms and homework excuses.

13 jokes

A professor travels to a remote villageA professor travels to a remote village to live with a primitive tribe and spends years with them, teaching them all about the wonders of sc…
A WW2 Pilot Is Giving A Speech At SchoolA WWII pilot is reminiscing before school children about his days in the air force.
On a special teacher's day, a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupilsOn a special teacher's day, a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils.
What did Eve say to Adam after their 26th childAnnie wasn't the best pupil at Sunday school.
A Kung Fu student asks his teacher why he is always defeatedA Kung Fu student asks his teacher,
A uni student gets a DNA test, and is shocked by the results? Read The Funny Joke ? Fred came home from University in tears.
I was on my dating app and swiped on a girl with no pic – I sure got luckySo I was on my dating app, and I swiped right on a girl without a picture, and we matched.
The lady thinks her dentist may be the boy she had a crush on at school? Read The Funny Joke ? I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist.
The student wanted to earn some extra moneyA student, who was slightly hard-of-hearing, wanted to earn some money and decided to hire himself out as a handyman-type.
The teacher asked her class, “Which body part increases 10 times size when stimulated?”The 5th grade science teacher, Mrs. Jones, asked her class,…
The Teacher asked her Students a question – but little Karen had a dirty mind!A 6th grade science teacher, Miss Simpson, asked her class,…
Can anyone use the word contagious in a sentence?I was volunteering in my son's 1st grade class.

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The teacher asked the class to use I presume in a sentenceA school teacher asked her students to make a sentence containing the expression "I presumed".

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