Dirty Jokes
Cheeky adult jokes for grown-ups only. Rude, naughty and not safe for work.
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- The blonde was only wearing negligee – it didn't leave much to the imagination.As he made his rounds, his customers showered him with well wishes and small gifts to show their appreciation. Upon reaching the last house…
- The burly man invited him to a party that he wouldn't forget!Tom, a weary veteran of the liquor industry for a quarter-century, decided to hang up his hat and seek solitude. He traded the clinking of…
- Kevin can't come to work because he is "sick"… haha!Kevin calls his boss one Tuesday morning, "Sorry, Chief, I can't come to work today, I'm sick." His boss replies, "No problem Kevin. Get…
- Lady goes to bank and makes a bet – Silly JokeOne day, an old lady went to the Bank of Canada with a large bag full of money. The old lady insisted on speaking to the president of the…
- Laugh Out Loud with These Hilarious Jokes Compilation!Never get a crush on a tennis player… Love means nothing to them. A recent study showed that 1 out of 3 people in a relationship are…
- For his birthday, the little boy asked for a 10 speed mountain bikeFor his birthday, the little boy asked for a 10 speed mountain bike but his Father explained that with the boys' Mother just losing her…
- Little boy wants to know about politicsLittle Noah is sitting at the kitchen table, doing his homework. He asks his dad: “Dad, what’s politics?” “Well son, it’s like this. I’m…
- Little Johnny Farted In The SandboxOne sunny afternoon, little Johnny found himself seated in the sandbox alongside his crush, Sally. Engrossed in their play, a sudden…
- Little Johnny goes to Sunday schoolLittle April was not the best student in Sunday school. She never took an interest in religious studies, and usually she slept through…
- A teacher asks her class, "What do you want to be when you grow up?"A teacher 👩🏫 asks the students in her class, "What do you want to be when you grow up?" Little Johnny 🧒 says, "I wanna start out as a…
- Little Johnny said Mum was upstairs with his uncleA man was away on a business trip and decided to call his wife to let her know he had arrived safely. Little Johnny picks up the phone…
- Little Johnny answered the teacher's question and left her speechlessOne day in a classroom, the teacher asked the students to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence. 🤓 Mary raised her hand and said, “My…
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- Little Johnny asked the old man for a peach that tasted like pussyLittle Johnny was driving down a long stretch of country highway when he approached a fruit stand. 🚗🍇 The sign above read, “We have…
- Little Johnny's wife tries "Florida Viagra"An elderly woman from Florida had an appointment with her doctor to ask for advice on how to treat her husband Little Johnny’s lack of sex…
- The teacher asks the class to name words that eat things, and end in T O RThe teacher asks the class to name big words that eat things, and end in, 't o r'. A little girl raised her hand, and said, "Alligator."…
- Little Johnny kept scratching his groin in class…A teacher noticed that Little Johnny, who was sitting at the back of the class, was squirming around, scratching his groin, and not paying…
- Little Johnny see's his Dad and Aunt Jane being intimate together…Little Johnny see's his Dad and Aunt Jane being intimate together… Little Johnny sees his dad's car passing the playground and going into…
- Little Johnny shows his mother a fifty-dollar bill he found in the parkLittle Johnny runs into the house and excitedly shows his mother a fifty-dollar bill he found in the park. “Are you sure it was lost?” his…
- Little johnny went lookin' for some babes at Bondi beachLittle Johnny was on vacation at Bondi Beach and couldn't seem to get any attention from the girls. So, he asked the local lifeguard for…
- A little old lady dropping money as she walksA little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped, and every…
- Its important to always wear clean underwear when you're going outAlways wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under your vehicle. From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story…
- Luigi And His Expensive Armani ShoesLuigi walks to work 20 blocks everyday and passes a shoe store twice everyday. Each day he stops and looks in the window to admire the…
- Man gets an erection in the saunaA man is sitting naked in the men’s sauna, when suddenly he gets a raging boner. He doesn’t quite know what to do next, so he gets up and…
- A Man Goes To See A Witch Doctor About His ProblemA man, getting along in years, finds that he is unable to perform sexually. He finally goes to his doctor who tries a few things, but…
- Man makes a bet with a hot young barmaidLife is way more rewarding when you live in the moment and seize any opportunity that you see this is one such story. 67 year old Mickey…
- Man names his dog ‘Sex’Folks generally aren’t very creative in choosing names for their dogs. That’s why there are so many named Rover and Spot. But, have you…
- Maria had 3 complaints, so Luigi said this!Luigi and Maria go to a marriage counselor. Maria goes in first, and the counselor asks her about her concerns. "Luigi is a wonderful man,"…
- Marine Corp Officers get their pensions based on a strange testThe Marine Corps found they had too many officers and senior enlisted men. It was decided to offer some of them an early retirement bonus…
- In the rough waves, she realized that the lower half of her bikini was missingApril was explaining to her husband how much fun they’d had at the beach during her "girls day" outing. “But,” she told him, “It didn’t end…
- A young man met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the night with her for $500A young man met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the night with her for $500. So they did. Before he left, he told her that he did not…
- The Mum Finds An Adult Magazine Under Her Son's MattressA mother was cleaning her ten year old son's bedroom one day when she found an adult bondage magazine under his mattress. She was…
- A Mormon And An Irishman Were On A PlaneA Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a flight from London to the US. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The…
- A mother had 3 virgin daughtersA mother had 3 virgin daughters. They were all getting married on the same day. Because mom was a bit worried about how their sex life…
- Mother's Warning: The Shocking Truth About Rolling Over in BedA well-to-do young socialite is engaged to a low-born Mexican guy. Before the wedding, her mother takes her aside and says, "I've tried to…
- Muscular Man With A Little HeadA huge muscular man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender hands him the beer and says, “You know, I’m not gay but I want to…
- My buddy said to go home and make love to my wife…One night at the corner bar, I was cradling my drink with a frown. My buddy couldn't help but ask what was wrong. I sighed and told him…
- My manhood is tiny…I've been self-conscious about my size down there, always dreading anyone catching a glimpse. But life threw me a curveball, and I found…
- My Wife was wearing only an oversized t-shirtOne morning, I found myself in a hazy state, shuffling into the kitchen to greet the day. There she was, my lovely wife, surrounded by the…
- Naughty – The salesman got more than he expectedA salesman was traveling through the country side, flogging insect repellent. He came to a ranch and tried his pitch on the farmer. “Sir…
- A young woman and an old man get marriedA 90 year-old man marries a beautiful 25 year-old woman. They go on their honeymoon to beautiful, picturesque Venice, Italy. After a day of…
- For Old Times SakeThe husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind the…
- Paddy wanted to know why Mick was having such a ball in Hell…Paddy and Mick were involved in a major accident and both went to their maker. Paddy went upstairs, and Mick went down below to their final…
- Patient asks student nurse to examine his testiclesMisunderstandings can lead to both awkward and hilarious situations and this story has a bit of both! A male patient is lying in bed in the…
- Pregnant woman gets shot but survivesA woman is pregnant with triplets. But she never expected this to happen! One day she goes into a bank just as it’s being held up. The…
- Priest gets turned on by a nunA priest is driving his car down a sunny country road when he sees a nun waiting at a bus stop. He pulls over and offers her a lift. The…
- A Priest, Nun and Camel are riding in the desertAn old priest and a nun were on their way to visit a remote desert mission in North Africa when they got lost. To make matters worse, the…
- Prince Charles Decided To Take Up Walking Every DayPrince Charles decided to take up walking every day. However, his route takes him past a particular corner on which a prostitute is always…
- The purity of innocence… or not?A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was. He thought…
- Saint Peter asked the women if they had lived a chaste life – their answers shock himThree women have just entered heaven. They are standing in front of an angel and St. Peter to find out what kinds of special privileges…
- Scarlett Johansson says she'll do anything for the horny man…A boat wrecks on a deserted island, leaving only a man and Scarlett Johansson as survivors. Scarlett starts to bond with the man over time…