Little johnny went lookin' for some babes at Bondi beach

Little Johnny was on vacation at Bondi Beach and couldn't seem to get any attention from the girls. So, he asked the local lifeguard for some advice.

"Mate, it's obvious," said the lifeguard, "you're wearing those old, baggy swimming trunks that make you look like an old geezer. They're years out of style. Your best bet is to grab yourself a pair of Speedos – about two sizes too small – and drop a fist-sized potato down inside 'em. I'm telling you, mate… you'll have all the babes you want!"

The following weekend, Little Johnny hit the beach with his new tight Speedos and his fist-sized potato. Everybody on the beach was disgusted as he walked by, covering their faces, turning away, and laughing, looking sick! 🤢🤣

Confused, Little Johnny went back to the lifeguard and asked, "What's wrong now?"

"JESUS!" said the lifeguard. "Mate, the potato goes in front!" 😂🍟🌊