Dirty Jokes
Cheeky adult jokes for grown-ups only. Rude, naughty and not safe for work.
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- The parents found their daughter with a vibrator…A mother was walking down the hall when she heard a humming sound coming from her daughter’s bedroom. When she opened the door she found…
- The police were called to a female gymThe police were called to a female gym. The female manager ran out to greet the two male officers as they exited their vehicle. “Please…
- The priest tells her that he will not lieA distinguished young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the Priest beside her, 'Father, may I ask a favour?' 'Of course child. What may…
- The redneck wants a vasectomy, and was told to do this!After the birth of their 9th child, a redneck couple decided they'd had enough because they couldn’t afford a larger bed. The husband went…
- The reverend was outraged. But a drop dead gorgeous blonde…An Alabama pastor said to his congregation, "Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This is a…
- The teacher asked, Which body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulatedThe 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class… “Which human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?” No one…
- A Greek and an Irishman debate their cultures – The punchline is rather funnyA Greek and an Irishman were sitting in a Starbucks one day comparing their two cultures. Over a double latte, the Greek mentions, “We…
- The Virgin Bride Was Anxious On Her Wedding NightMaria had just gotten married, and being a traditional Italian, she was still a virgin. 👰🇮🇹 On her wedding night, staying at her…
- The wife comments on the animals breeding prowessA man and his wife decided to spend a Saturday at a livestock auction, eyeing the farmer's impressive selection of breeding bulls. At the…
- The wife has a gynecologist appointment tomorrowAs a couple gets into bed, the husband starts to rub and kiss his wife. She turns over and says, "I'm sorry, honey. I've got a gynecologist…
- The Wife notices the man pulls his thing out in the TheaterSo there's this guy, and his best friend in the world is his pet duck. 🦆 They’re inseparable—everywhere he goes, the duck goes too. One…
- The Wild Tale of the Bodybuilder and the Grandma!A bodybuilder was admiring his muscular physique in the mirror when he noticed he was suntanned everywhere except his penis. 🤔💪 So, he…
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- The woman golfer teed off and hits a guy playing aheadTwo women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole…
- The Woman’s Husband had a propensity for eating Dog food – The punchline with make you laugh!A married lady goes to her doctor for her annual checkup and everything is good. In her conversation at the end of all the tests and…
- The young Nun Exposes Scandalous Secret with Father O'Malley…A young nun went to inform the Mother Superior that she was pregnant. Mother Superior was furious. She said, "How did this happen?" The…
- Things Heat-Up For This Old Couple In BedIt's never over, 'til it's over LOL After nearly 50 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one evening, when the wife felt her…
- This guy is shocked to see another man peeing with two streamsA man really has to pee badly. He walks into the restroom of a venue and stands in front of a urinal. There he sees another guy peeing, but…
- This Man's Wife Wouldn't Let Him Go Camping With His Friends. Then This HappensFour guys have been going on the same fishing trip for many years. A few days before the group's annual departure date, Jack's wife puts…
- The old lady goes to buy condomsA 67 year old woman walks into a drugstore. There’s a lot of people in the store, and she goes to stand in line. After a while, it’s her…
- This woman offers him a "threesome" that he simply couldn't refuseI met an older woman at a bar last night. She looked pretty good for a lady who must have been in her 60s. In fact, she wasn’t bad at all!…
- Three blondes discuss their husbandsThree blondes are talking about their husbands over coffee. “It’s funny,” says Samantha, “Peter’s balls are always cold as ice when I’m…
- Three College girls visit the doctor for an examinationThree College girls visit the doctor for an examination. Doctor: "Take off your blouse and bra." So the girl complies and there is imprint…
- Three Couples are wanting to get MarriedThree couples are trying to get married at the same church. There is a young couple, a middle-aged couple, and an elderly couple. The three…
- Three Men Were Standing In Line To Get Into HeavenThree men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it had been a pretty busy day, though, and Patrick had to tell the…
- Three men were talking about their wives screams of passionAn Italian, a Frenchman and an Aussie were talking about their wives screams of passion. The Italian said: "Last night I massaged my wife…
- Three nuns are traveling in a bus when it crashes.👼 Three nuns are traveling in a bus when it crashes. 💥🚌 All of the nuns die instantly and find themselves standing in front of the…
- Three Nuns were granted a wish in Heaven – they chose to return to earth to fulfill their desiresThree nuns passed away and went up to Heaven. They were pleasantly surprised when Saint Peter informed them that in exchange for their many…
- Three old ladies and the flasherThree old ladies – Gertrude, Maude and Tilly – were sitting on a park bench having a quiet conversation. Suddenly, a handsome young man…
- Tiger Woods shocks the gas station attendant when he says thisOn a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of the Irish countryside. The pump attendant…
- He Told His Mother That He Can’t Date Any GirlsSon: “Daddy, I fell in love & want to date this awesome girl!" Father: "That's great, son. Who is she?" Son: "It's Sandra, the neighbor's…
- Trump has a heart-attack and goes to hellTrump has a heart attack and dies. He goes to Hell where the Devil is waiting for him. "I don't know what to do," says the Devil. "You're…
- Try Not To LaughA 65-year-old married couple, Harold and Mildred, were enjoying a quiet evening at home when suddenly, Mildred turns to Harold with a…
- Two Aliens Land In The DesertTwo aliens in their flying saucer land near an abandoned gas station in the desert. 🛸🌵 They get out and walk up to one of the gas pumps…
- Two builders go into the pub after a hard day's workTwo builders go into the pub after a hard day's work. They sat drinking for a while when a very smartly dressed man walks in and orders a…
- Two guys decide to go moose hunting for the first timeTwo guys decide to go moose hunting for the first time. They stop at a gun shop to get all the gear they will need. The clerk helping them…
- Two hilarious Marriage jokes that are a bit naughtyMy wife was standing in the kitchen 🍳, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs 🥚 and toast for breakfast, wearing only the t-shirt she…
- Two nuns were walking home one night down a very dark streetTwo nuns were walking home one night down a very dark street. One nun was called Sister Mathematical because of her gift for numbers and…
- Two women are on a girls’ night outTwo women are on a girls’ night out, both of them married, loyal and exemplary wives. This night they have had one too many Bacardi…
- Well, we were outside the brothel when a guy walked out…One day, two young brothers in Rome, aged 12 and 14, came home with a 20 and 50 euro note. Their mother asked them where they got all that…
- What is a "Dilemmma"Two men are having a drink in a bar. One guys says to the other, "You know, I've never really understood what a dilemma is?" "Oh?" says his…
- What this crude parrot says cracks me up!A girl was complaining to her friend about her pet parrot calling her a whore. Her friend tells her to give him the parrot for a few days…
- What this nun confesses blows the priests mindThe first nun says: "Forgive me father, for I have sinned Last night, a homeless man sought shelter in our walls, so we gave him a room and…
- When a Dwarf Buys a Horse: Hilarious Stud Farm Shenanigans!A dwarf with a lisp walks into a stud farm and says, "I'd like to buy a horth." The owner asks, "What sort of horse?" "A female horth," the…
- When Farm Fees Get Personal: Hilarious Talk with the Farmer's Son!A farmer got into his truck and drove over to a neighboring farm and knocked at the homestead door. 🚜🏠 There was no answer, but he saw a…
- Why I am getting a divorceWell, last week was my birthday. My wife didn't wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot, and so did my kids. I went to work and even my…
- Wife charges her Husband for sexA young couple who were very much in love had just gotten married. On their wedding night, the young bride told her eager husband that she…
- Wife refuses to give her maid a pay raise – but then she reveals a secretMaria was a 19 year old Mexican maid who worked for a wealthy Californian couple. She wasn’t well paid, and one day she asked her boss for…
- The cunning wife hatches a plan to catch her husband cheatingA wife suspected that her husband was having an affair with the housemaid. She thought of a plan to take him by surprise. One Friday she…
- Woman gets an orgasm every time she sneezesA man and a woman are sitting beside each other in the first class section of a plane. The woman sneezes, takes a tissue, gently wipes her…
- Woman opens the door to a stranger – but what he says next is so shocking that she faintsThe Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to…