Little Johnny Joke Little Johnny asked the old man for a peach that tasted like pussy…

Little Johnny Joke 😂 Little Johnny asked the old man for a peach that tasted like pussy… 😂🍑

Little Johnny and the Magic Peaches 🍑😂

Little Johnny was driving down a long stretch of country highway when he approached a fruit stand. 🚗🍇

The sign above read, “We have peaches that taste like anything and everything, guaranteed!” 🍑✨

Johnny thought about it and decided to stop. 🚗💨

He thought this has to be bullshit. So he approached the old, feeble man behind the stand and said, “So, you have peaches that taste like strawberries and cream?” 🍓🍦

The old man handed him a peach, and Johnny took a bite. “Mmmmmm, tastes like strawberries,” he said. 🍓😋

“Turn it around,” the old man said. 🔄

Johnny turned it around, bit into it, and the other side tasted like cream. 🍦😲

Johnny thought for a second and said, “How ’bout steak and baked potato?” 🥩🥔

The old man behind the stand looked for a second, then came up with a new peach. He handed it to Johnny. 🍑🤔

Johnny bit into it. “Tastes like steak,” he said. 🥩😋

“Turn it around,” the old man said. “Wow, POTATO!” 🥔😮

Johnny thought really hard for about 2 minutes before he finally blurted out, “O.K. old man, I bet you don’t have one that tastes like pussy!” 😏🍑

The old man produced another peach very quickly and handed it to Johnny. 🍑💨

Johnny took a big bite out of it, chewed a couple of times, spat it out, and said, “Man, this tastes like SHIT!!” 🤮💩

The old man just grinned and said, “Turn it around!!” 😂🍑