Two hilarious Marriage jokes that are a bit naughty

My wife was standing in the kitchen 🍳, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs 🥚 and toast for breakfast, wearing only the t-shirt she normally slept in 👕.

As I walked in, still half-asleep 😴, she turned to me and said softly, "You've got to make love to me this very moment!" 😳❤️

My eyes lit up, and I thought, "I’m either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day!" 💭🍀

Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her 🤗 and gave it my all—right there on the kitchen table! 🍽️🔥

Afterwards, she simply said, "Thanks," and returned to the stove, her t-shirt still around her neck 😅👕.

Happy but a little puzzled 🤔, I asked, "What was that all about?"

She explained, "The egg timer's broken." 🕑🍳

A woman was in a coma. She had been in it for months.

Nurses were in her room giving her a bed bath. One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor whenever she touched her there. They tried it again and sure enough, there was definite movement.

They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, ‘As crazy as this sounds, maybe a little ‘Oral sex’ will do the trick and bring her out of the coma.’

The husband was skeptical, but they assured him that they would close the curtains for privacy. The husband finally agreed and went into his wife’s room.

After a few minutes the woman’s monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate.

The nurses run back into the room. ‘What happened!?’ 😳😳 they cried.

The husband said,

‘I’m not sure;🤔 maybe she choked.’😕