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The wife comments on the animals breeding prowess

A man and his wife decided to spend a Saturday at a livestock auction, eyeing the farmer's impressive selection of breeding bulls.

At the first pen, they saw a sign that read: "This bull mated 50 times last year."

The wife playfully nudged her husband and teased, "Wow, that's almost once a week! Impressive, huh?"

They moved on to the second pen, where the sign read: "This bull mated 150 times last year."

The wife jabbed her husband a bit harder and grinned, "Goodness, that's more than twice a week! You could really take some notes from him."

Finally, they arrived at the third pen, which boasted a sign: "This bull mated 365 times last year."

The wife aggressively elbowed her husband in the ribs and exclaimed, "That's once a day! Imagine that! You should definitely learn something from this one."

Annoyed and feeling a bit defensive, the husband turned to his wife and said,

"Why don't you go ask the farmer if every time was with the same old cow?"

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