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Funny Joke: Some blond men in a pickup truck drove into a lumberyard

Some blond men in a pickup truck drove into a lumberyard.

One of the men walked into the office and says, "We need some four-by-twos."

The clerk replies, "You mean two-by-fours, don't you?"

The guy scratches his head and says, "I'll go check," and goes back to the truck to consult with his buddy.

He returns and says, "Yeah, I meant two-by-four."

"All right. How long do you need them?"

The guy pauses for a minute and says, "I better go check."

After a while, he returns to the office and says,

"A long time. We're gonna build a house."

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