Funny Joke: The Fastest Thing

During an interview, the interviewer posed a question to four applicants:

"What do you consider the fastest thing?"

The first applicant promptly replied, "The blink of an eye!"

The second applicant chimed in, "I'd say it's a thought."

The third applicant confidently stated, "The fastest thing is light!"

Then came the unexpected twist from the fourth applicant, who confidently declared, "It's diarrhea."

Intrigued, the interviewer couldn't resist and asked, "Can you explain?"

Without missing a beat, the fourth applicant responded, "Well, earlier I had a terrible case of diarrhea. I dashed to the restroom, but before I could blink, think, or even flip on the lights, I soiled my pants!"