Funny One Liner Jokes That’ll Make You LAUGH out LOUD

Always borrow money from a pessimist – They’ll never expect it back.

I don’t suffer from insanity – I enjoy every minute of it.

I’m reading a book about anti-gravity – It’s impossible to put down.

Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular.

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.

My wife was very happy for 20 years, then we met.

Where there's a will, there's a relative.

My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home.