He always wanted a pair of authentic cowbow boots…

An elderly couple, Betty and Harold, moved to Texas. 🏜️

Harold always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so when he saw some on sale, he couldn’t resist and bought them. Proudly strutting into the kitchen, he asked his wife, “Notice anything different about me?”

Betty glanced him over and said, “Nope.”

Frustrated, Harold stormed off to the bathroom, undressed, and walked back into the kitchen completely naked, except for the boots. 🤠

This time, he asked a little louder, “Notice anything different NOW?”

Betty looked up at his bare body and exclaimed, “Harold, nothing’s different! It was hanging down yesterday, it’s hanging down today, and it’ll be hanging down tomorrow!”

Furious, Harold yelled, “AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT’S HANGING DOWN, BETTY?”

“Nope,” she replied.

“IT’S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT’S LOOKING AT MY COOL NEW BOOTS!” 😠

Without missing a beat, Betty replied,

“Should have bought a hat, Harold. Should have bought a hat!” 🎩