Marriage Jokes
Husband and wife jokes about marriage, weddings, honeymoons and the in-laws.
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- The man tells the dentist to hurryA man and his wife walked into a dentist's office. The man said to the dentist, "Doc, I'm in a hurry. I have two buddies sitting out in my…
- The man's wife caught him with his pants down and was shocked…A farmer was sitting in the neighborhood bar getting drunk. 🍺 A man came in and asked, “Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful…
- The plane crashes on an uncharted islandAn elderly couple is flying to Hawaii for a two-week vacation to celebrate their 50th anniversary. 🛫🌴 Suddenly, the captain's voice…
- The Virgin Bride Was Anxious On Her Wedding NightMaria had just gotten married, and being a traditional Italian, she was still a virgin. 👰🇮🇹 On her wedding night, staying at her…
- The wife admits to using it for SexA man doing market research for Vaseline knocked on a door and was greeted by a young woman with three small children running wild around…
- The wife comments on the animals breeding prowessA man and his wife decided to spend a Saturday at a livestock auction, eyeing the farmer's impressive selection of breeding bulls. At the…
- The wife has a gynecologist appointment tomorrowAs a couple gets into bed, the husband starts to rub and kiss his wife. She turns over and says, "I'm sorry, honey. I've got a gynecologist…
- The Wife thinks fast when she came home drunkThe other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I promised my husband that I would be home by midnight. Well, the hours…
- Things Heat-Up For This Old Couple In BedIt's never over, 'til it's over LOL After nearly 50 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one evening, when the wife felt her…
- This Man's Wife Wouldn't Let Him Go Camping With His Friends. Then This HappensFour guys have been going on the same fishing trip for many years. A few days before the group's annual departure date, Jack's wife puts…
- Three blondes discuss their husbandsThree blondes are talking about their husbands over coffee. “It’s funny,” says Samantha, “Peter’s balls are always cold as ice when I’m…
- Three brothers each marry a womanThree brothers each marry a woman. The first one married a woman from Minneapolis, and said to her: “When I get back from work, I want the…
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- Three Rednecks are working on a cellphone tower when one falls…Three rednecks were working up on a cell phone tower: Cooter, Ronnie and Donnie. As they start their descent, Cooter slips, falls off the…
- The rules from a man's perspectiveWe always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Learn to work the toilet…
- He Told His Mother That He Can’t Date Any GirlsSon: “Daddy, I fell in love & want to date this awesome girl!" Father: "That's great, son. Who is she?" Son: "It's Sandra, the neighbor's…
- Try Not To LaughA 65-year-old married couple, Harold and Mildred, were enjoying a quiet evening at home when suddenly, Mildred turns to Harold with a…
- Two absolutely hilarious 'Mother-in-Law' jokesA man, his wife, and his mother-in-law 👨👩👦👦 went on vacation to the Holy Land 🌍⛪. While they were there, the mother-in-law passed…
- Two Funny Marriage Jokes to Make You LOLA man and his wife are at a high school reunion and the husband keeps staring at a gorgeous, drunken lady swigging her gin at a nearby…
- Two hilarious Marriage jokes that are a bit naughtyMy wife was standing in the kitchen 🍳, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs 🥚 and toast for breakfast, wearing only the t-shirt she…
- Two women are on a girls’ night outTwo women are on a girls’ night out, both of them married, loyal and exemplary wives. This night they have had one too many Bacardi…
- Wedding Chaos: A Guest Turns Ceremony into Comedy!At a wedding ceremony, the pastor asked if anyone had anything to say about the union of the bride and groom. It was their chance to stand…
- When the Mistress is Prettier: Hilarious Dinner Drama Unfolds!A husband, Harry, and his wife, Susan, are having dinner at a fancy restaurant when an absolutely stunning young woman walks over to their…
- Why I am getting a divorceWell, last week was my birthday. My wife didn't wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot, and so did my kids. I went to work and even my…
- Wife and husband talk about life if she diedA wife asks her husband, "Honey, if I died, would you remarry?" "After a considerable period of grieving," he says, "I guess I would. We…
- Wife charges her Husband for sexA young couple who were very much in love had just gotten married. On their wedding night, the young bride told her eager husband that she…
- Wife comes home drunk and tries to hide itWhen you’ve had a few glasses too many, your perception of the world will not be quite the same as when you’re sober. If you’re ever…
- Wife complains about her naked body – but her husband instantly regrets what he says nextA married couple were doing their bedtime routine. The man got into the bed and started reading a newspaper, while his wife was standing in…
- Wife refuses to give her maid a pay raise – but then she reveals a secretMaria was a 19 year old Mexican maid who worked for a wealthy Californian couple. She wasn’t well paid, and one day she asked her boss for…
- A woman is out golfing and finds a frog trapped in the woodsA Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap…
- The cunning wife hatches a plan to catch her husband cheatingA wife suspected that her husband was having an affair with the housemaid. She thought of a plan to take him by surprise. One Friday she…
- A Woman Tells Her Lover To Stand Like A StatueA woman and her lover were going for it in the bedroom late one afternoon when her husband arrives home early from work. "No time to get…
- A young couple on the wedding nightA young couple were in their honeymoon suite and getting ready for their wedding night. As they were undressing for bed, the husband, a big…
- The young wife was having a problemA young wife from Montana had an appointment with her doctor to ask for advice on how to treat her husband’s lack of sex drive ever since…