Two absolutely hilarious 'Mother-in-Law' jokes

A man, his wife, and his mother-in-law 👨‍👩‍👦‍👦 went on vacation to the Holy Land 🌍⛪.

While they were there, the mother-in-law passed away 😢.

An undertaker told them, “You can have her shipped home for $5,000 💸, or you can bury her here in the Holy Land for $150 💰.”

The man thought about it for a while 🤔 and then told him, “I see. Well, you’d better ship her home then.” 🛫

The undertaker asked, “Why? Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your mother-in-law home, when it would be wonderful to have her buried here and only spend $150?” 😳

The man said, “A man died 2,000 years ago ⏳. He was buried here, and 3 days later, he rose from the dead… 🕒👼

…I just can’t take that chance!” 😬

A hunter 🏹 goes on safari with his wife 👩‍❤️‍👨 and his mother-in-law 👵.

One morning, the wife wakes up to find her mother gone 😱.

In a worried state, she awakens her husband 🛏️💨, and they both set off to find the old woman 🏃‍♀️🏃‍♂️.

Suddenly, they break into a clearing 🌳 and there’s the mother-in-law, standing face-to-face with a ferocious lion 🦁!

“Quick, darling,” the wife shouts frantically 😨, “Do something!”

“Oh, no,” the husband says, 😏…

“That lion got himself into this mess…”

“Let him get himself out!” 😂