Marriage Jokes
Husband and wife jokes about marriage, weddings, honeymoons and the in-laws.
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- Man Walking on Beach Finds An Old BottleA young man was walking along one of Southern California's sandy beaches with his surf board.
- A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the doorA man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door.
- The wife had an accident and required a skin graft – so the husband volunteeredOnce upon a time, there was a man whose wife had a serious accident, resulting in some significant facial deformities.
- Whenever I go home after we’ve been out drinking my wife yells at meTwo married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says,
- A mother had 3 virgin daughtersA mother had 3 virgin daughters. They were all getting married on the same day. Because mom was a bit worried about how their sex life would…
- Mother's Warning: The Shocking Truth About Rolling Over in BedA well-to-do young socialite is engaged to a low-born Mexican guy.
- My buddy said to go home and make love to my wife…One night at the corner bar, I was cradling my drink with a frown. My buddy couldn't help but ask what was wrong. I sighed and told him, "My…
- My Wife was wearing only an oversized t-shirtOne morning, I found myself in a hazy state, shuffling into the kitchen to greet the day.
- His new Wife wouldn't let him go fishingFour guys have been going on the same fishing trip for many years.
- Old man asks his wife if she’s ever been unfaithfulSometimes the ends justify the means.
- Paddy was in bed with Sean's wife when a car pulled…Paddy was in bed with Sean's wife when a car pulled up in the driveway… 🚗😲
- She discovered her husband was sleeping with the nurse"To enter, you must spell a word," the angel said.
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- She overheard her Husband telling another woman that he loved herA woman, cranky because her husband was late coming home again, decided to leave a note, saying, "I've had enough and have left you. Don't b…
- She wanted her husband buried in a blue suit – the result shocked herA young widow goes to the funeral parlour to plan her husband's funeral.
- A Tale Of Three WomenA funny story of three women: one with a Fiance, the other is a Mistress, and one is Married.
- Tech Support & Marriage: The Hilarious Guide to Husband 1.0The young woman who submitted the tech support message below (about her relationship with her husband) presumably did it as a joke. Then she…
- The blind man hits the New York man with a quip so good it left him reeling!In the bustling streets of New York, a couple stands by the bus stop, their nine kiddos in tow. Shortly, a blind gentleman joins the growing…
- The cheating wife's lover jumps out the window naked…A couple of lovers were in the midst of action in bed when suddenly they heard a noise at the door.
- The circus couple want to adopt a child – until they said this…A husband and wife, who both work for the circus, visit an adoption agency hoping to adopt a child. However, the social workers raise concer…
- The Farmer's Wife Is Rather NaughtyA traveling salesman's car breaks down way out in farm country late in the evening. 🚗💥🌾🌙
- The Husband Comes Home And Demands An ExplanationA woman's closet door was making a terrible sound whenever a bus was crossing the street outside
- The man suggested to the woman they act like a married coupleA man and woman who had never met before found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.
- The Man Was Aroused When She Suggested They Act MarriedA man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping cabin on a trans-conti…
- The man's wife caught him with his pants down and was shocked…A farmer was sitting in the neighborhood bar getting drunk. 🍺
- The plane crashes on an uncharted islandAn elderly couple is flying to Hawaii for a two-week vacation to celebrate their 50th anniversary. 🛫🌴
- The Virgin Bride Was Anxious On Her Wedding NightMaria had just gotten married, and being a traditional Italian, she was still a virgin. 👰🇮🇹
- The wife admits to using it for SexA man doing market research for Vaseline knocked on a door and was greeted by a young woman with three small children running wild around he…
- The wife comments on the animals breeding prowessA man and his wife decided to spend a Saturday at a livestock auction, eyeing the farmer's impressive selection of breeding bulls.
- The wife has a gynecologist appointment tomorrowAs a couple gets into bed, the husband starts to rub and kiss his wife.
- The Wife thinks fast when she came home drunkThe other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls."
- Three brothers each marry a womanThree brothers each marry a woman.
- Three Rednecks are working on a cellphone tower when one falls…Three rednecks were working up on a cell phone tower: Cooter, Ronnie and Donnie. As they start their descent, Cooter slips, falls off the to…
- Two absolutely hilarious 'Mother-in-Law' jokesA man, his wife, and his mother-in-law 👨👩👦👦 went on vacation to the Holy Land 🌍⛪.
- Two Funny Marriage Jokes to Make You LOLA man and his wife are at a high school reunion…
- Two hilarious Marriage jokes that are a bit naughtyMy wife was standing in the kitchen 🍳, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs 🥚 and toast for breakfast, wearing only the t-shirt she normal…
- Two women are on a girls’ night outTwo women are on a girls’ night out, both of them married, loyal and exemplary wives.
- Wedding Chaos: A Guest Turns Ceremony into Comedy!At a wedding ceremony, the pastor asked if anyone had anything to say about the union of the bride and groom. It was their chance to stand u…
- When the Mistress is Prettier: Hilarious Dinner Drama Unfolds!A husband, Harry, and his wife, Susan, are having dinner at a fancy restaurant when an absolutely stunning young woman walks over to their t…
- Why I am getting a divorceWell, last week was my birthday.
- Wife charges her Husband for sexA young couple who were very much in love had just gotten married. On their wedding night, the young bride told her eager husband that she w…
- Wife is furious at our neighbor who sunbathes topless𝗕𝗘𝗦𝗧 𝗝𝗢𝗞𝗘 𝗢𝗙 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗗𝗔𝗬! – Wife is furious at our neighbor who sunbathes topless | 𝙁𝙪𝙣𝙣𝙮 𝘼𝙙𝙪𝙡𝙩 𝙅𝙤𝙠𝙚𝙨
- A woman wants a compliment from her husbandA woman is looking in the mirror, unhappy with her reflection when her husband enters the room.
- The cunning wife hatches a plan to catch her husband cheatingA wife suspected that her husband was having an affair with the housemaid.
- A Woman Tells Her Lover To Stand Like A StatueStand Like A Statue Funny Joke
- A young couple on the wedding nightA young couple were in their honeymoon suite and getting ready for their wedding night.