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Funny Joke: A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground

A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground.

He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes have rolled back in his head.

The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911.

He gasps to the operator, "I think my friend is dead! What can I do?"

The operator, in a soothing voice, says, "Just take it easy. I can help. But first, let's make sure he's dead."

There is a long silence, then the operator hears a gunshot.

The guy's voice comes back on the line,

"OK, now what?"

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