Funny Joke: A man and a woman were assigned to the same sleeping cabin on an overnight train

A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping cabin on a trans-continental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a cabin, they went to bed, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, they were both still wide awake and they both knew it.

He said, "I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet under your bed to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."

"I have a better idea," she cooed, "Just for tonight let's pretend that we're married?"

"Ooh, that's a great idea!" he said with a big grin.

"Good," she replied,…

"Get your own bloomin' blanket!"