Clean Jokes
Family-friendly clean jokes you can share at work, at school or around the dinner table.
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- The Park Ranger Explains The Differences in BearsA Canadian park ranger is giving some ramblers a warning about bears.
- The pastor was troubled by the man's requestIn a small town, there were two brothers…
- The pastors Wife gets a shockA pastors wife goes to the fish market.
- The pilot complains about the airmans attitude, but his comeback is pricelessUS Air Force Lockheed C-141 Starlifter is scheduled to leave Thule Air Base, Greenland at midnight.
- The pilot was stunned when the man tried to do this!A helicopter carrying passengers suddenly loses engine power and the aircraft begins to descend.
- The police officer laughed when the old lady said this!A Highway Patrol Officer pulled over a little old lady for going 10mph on the highway.
- The pompous colonel wanted to impressHaving just moved into his new office, a pompous new Colonel was sitting at his desk when an airman knocked on the door.
- The priest couldn't believe it when the drunk man said thisFather John took a seat on the A train in NYC…
- The priest tells her that he will not lieA distinguished young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the Priest beside her, 'Father, may I ask a favour?'
- The priest was shocked when the dying man said thisA priest was preparing a dying man for his voyage into the great beyond.
- The redneck wants a vasectomy, and was told to do this!After the birth of their 9th child, a redneck couple decided…
- The restaurant boasts it will serve anything you wantThere is a restaurant in New Orleans that advertises that it will serve you anything you want, but if they can't, then they will gift you $5…
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- The School Secretary Asks The Boy His Father's OccupationWhats your father's occupation?
- The Scottish Lass Goes To The DentistMaggie goes to the dentist and asks about the cost of a tooth extraction.
- The State Trooper makes a man's wish come trueTwo guys are driving through Alabama when they get pulled over by a state trooper.
- The Strange New Doctor Has A Funny CureA woman went to the doctor's office and is seen by one of the new young doctors.
- The struggling artist gets the shock of his life when the gallery owner tells him thisA struggling artist stops by the studio where his recent work is hanging for sale.
- The stud rooster at a poultry farm is getting old, so the farmer buys a new oneThe stud rooster at a poultry farm is getting old, so the farmer buys a new one.
- The Symphony was performing Beethoven's Ninth.The Symphony was performing Beethoven's Ninth.
- The teacher asked, Which body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulatedThe 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class…
- The teacher couldn't believe it when the little girl said this!A teacher was explaining biology to her 4th grade students.
- The trooper has a strange sobriety testA Georgia State trooper pulled a car over on I-75 about 2 miles north of Macon.
- The US / Mexico border guard is shocked when Juan said thisJuan comes up to the US / Mexican border on a bicycle…
- The widow fainted when she read his emailA Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter.
- The woman seductively signalled that he should bring his face closer to hersA beautiful woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub.
- These 6 life lessons are funny, and also quite trueLesson 1:
- These parents are shocked by what their son doesA man and his wife are discussing what they think their son will be when he grows up.
- These three guys die together in a tragic accident and they all go to heavenThese three guys die together in a tragic accident and they all go to heaven.
- These three sons compete over who got their mother the best presentThree sons left home, went out on their own and prospered.
- They all must spend 80 years in hell with the guilty pleasures they had in lifeThree men die and are sent to Hell. Satan punishes them based on their sins.
- This elderly man couldn't remember if she said yes or no to his proposalTwo people living in a retirement home, an elderly man and an elderly woman, had known each other for a number of years.
- This guy is shocked to see another man peeing with two streamsA man really has to pee badly.
- This is why all Ford drivers are going to hellThree men are out driving on a nice and sunny day.
- This Man's Wife Wouldn't Let Him Go Camping With His Friends. Then This HappensFour guys have been going on the same fishing trip for many years.
- This married mum accepted the strangers enticing offerA married woman with four children was sitting alone at a bar enjoying a cocktail after work one night…
- This woman is shocked to find out she had twins, and her brother named themA woman had twin babies and fell asleep immediately after.
- This young Cowboy in the Old West wanted to be the best gunfighter aliveThis young Cowboy in the Old West wanted to be the best gunfighter alive.
- Three bulls heard the rancher was bringing another bull onto the ranchThree bulls heard the rancher was bringing another bull onto the ranch.
- Three dinosaurs make a wish each3 dinosaurs are out hunting for food, when they come upon a shiny lamp.
- Three engineers and three accountants are travelling by train to a conferenceThree engineers and three accountants are travelling by train to a conference.
- Three Girls Go Skinny DippingAn elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for several years.
- Three high ranking Axis soldiers are about to be interrogatedThree high ranking Axis soldiers are about to be interrogated
- Three Irish fellows would meet at a bar every day after workThree Irish fellows would meet at a bar every day after work for a pint of Guinness and a shot of Jameson.
- Three Kids are arguing about who's dad is the fastest.Three Kids are arguing about who's dad is the fastest.
- Three Native Americans are living in the wilderness togetherThree Native Americans are living in the wilderness together.
- Three old men reminiscing in a nursing homeThree old men reminiscing in a nursing home…
- Three turtles decide to go on a picnicThree turtles, Joe, Steve, and Poncho, decide to go on a picnic.
- The rules from a man's perspectiveWe always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules!
- The leader of the vegetarian society just couldn’t control himself anymoreThe leader of the vegetarian society just couldn’t control himself anymore!
- Tom had a real love for cars – his wife did notTom finally decided to tie the knot with his long-time girlfriend.