The School Secretary Asks The Boy His Father's Occupation

Whats your father's occupation?

Asked the school secretary, filling in the forms at the start of the academic year.

"He's a magician," said the small boy.

"How interesting! What's his favorite trick?

"Sawing people in half."

"Really? Now, next question. Any brothers or sisters?'

"Yes, one half brother and two half-sisters."