Clean Jokes
Family-friendly clean jokes you can share at work, at school or around the dinner table.
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- Everyone laughed when the two Americans did this in churchTwo Americans are touring Europe, and are scheduled to arrive in France Sunday afternoon.
- There once was a blind man who decided to visit TexasThere once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas.
- Fidel Castro had just started one of his long boring speechesFidel Castro had just started one of his long, boring speeches…
- Florida Woman Stops 12′ Alligator with a .22 cal Beretta PistolThis is a story of self-control and marksmanship by a brave, cool-headed woman with a small pistol against a fierce predator.
- For my fortieth birthday this year, my wife (the dear) purchased a week of personal training at the local health club for meDear Diary,
- A rich man buys a lamborghiniA rich man buys a new Lamborghini.
- The bartender is impressed and gives the man free drinksA guy goes into a bar and says to the bartender, "If I show you the most amazing thing you've ever seen, will you let me drink for free toni…
- An old man and a younger man lose their wives in the supermarketAn old man and a young man bump into each other at the grocery store.
- Dave and the ElephantIn 1993, Dave Parker was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Kentucky State University.
- I think I'm going to lose my drivers licenseI think I'm going to lose my drivers license…
- In The Year 2020 The Lord Asked Noah To Build An ArkIn the year 2020, the Lord came unto Noah, who was now living in the United States, and said, "Once again, the earth has become wicked and o…
- A bible salesman won the top sales award – others want to know how!A bible salesman won the top sales award.
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- A man and his wife go on a date to a new restaurantA man and his wife go on a date to a new restaurant.
- Stalin steps out on the balcony of the Kremlin one morning and sees the sun riseStalin steps out on the balcony of the Kremlin one morning and sees the sun rise.
- The Poker Playing DogSo there's a travelling salesman who loves to play poker.
- When God created the Earth, he explains that he put balance in all thingsGod was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael, the archangel, found him, resting on the seventh day.
- The student didn't get his exam paper in on timeA group of students are doing their end-of-year exams.
- They formed a committee to resolve the gender of a computerShortly after computers were invented, the Language Association of Spain met to decide between using “el” or “la”.
- Three dogs notice a rather hot poodleThree handsome male dogs are walking down the street when they see a beautiful, and enticing Poodle.
- Girl rips off her clothes and says take what you wantTwo engineering students ran into each other when going across campus.
- Girl taunts old man and asks if he ever did anything wildMe and my 67 year old dad were riding the bus…
- God reveals the difference between women and menGod was just about done creating humans. He was feeling pretty satisfied with his work, but he had two parts left over.
- God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a womanAdam was hanging around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely.
- Greedy priest hypnotizes his congregation for money – but he wasn’t ready for the terrible consequenceA poor priest was having trouble managing his church.
- Guy gets even with his wife in a crazy wayOne evening last week, my wife and I got into bed.
- He couldn't believe what his wife was hiding in a shoe boxA man and woman had been married for more than 60 years.
- He misspells and mails the wrong person instead of his wife – with devastating resultsA Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter.
- He Taps The Cabbie On The Shoulder – And Hell Breaks LooseA man was heading home from work.
- He thought it was safe to swim to shoreA tourist was fishing off the coast of Florida when his boat tipped over…
- He thought the old lady was so kind – until he discovered her secretSo I was sitting on the bus just reading a book when somebody tapped me on the shoulder.
- Her husband asks a very important question during the classThe room was full of pregnant women and their partners.
- He’s 1 question away from winning €1 millionMick, from Dublin, appeared on ‘Who Wants To Be A Millionaire’…
- Hilarious: I was honored to be selected as a judge at a chili cook-offRecently, I was honored to be selected as a judge at a chili cook-off.
- His Girlfriend Insisted They Were Being Spied OnA man and his girlfriend check into a hotel.
- His Wife was upset, the Chemist explained whyUpon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening…
- His wife wished she was 6 again, so he does this for her Birthday, much to her dismayA man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife, looking at herself in the mirror.
- How my Husband and I Terrified a Taxi DriverMy husband and I were dressed and ready to go out for a lovely evening of dinner and theatre.
- How To Wash A CatWashing Your Cat
- A new supermarket opened near my houseA new supermarket opened near my house.
- Grandma found a "honk if you love jesus" bumper stickerSo I got a letter from Grandma.
- Living off the gridJohn visited his 70-year-old survivalist grandpa who lived off the grid.
- Medical experts were asked if it is time to ease the Covid-19 lockdownMedical experts were asked if it is time to ease the Covid-19 lockdown.
- The old lady decided to join her husband in the afterlifeMildred was a 93-year-old woman, particularly despondent over the death of her husband, Earl.
- The old man goes to see a DoctorI recently picked a new primary care doctor.
- Using grown-up words is HARD!A group of kindergarteners were trying to become accustomed to the first grade.
- What it means to be BritishOne of the British national daily newspapers was asking readers: "What it means to be British?".
- I just don’t wanna go to school!Mom: Time to wake up and go to school!
- I thought love was only true in fairy tales, meant for someone else but not for meI thought love was only true in fairy tales, meant for someone else but not for me.
- I was having trouble with my computerI was having trouble with my computer.
- I was sitting at a bar last nightI was sitting at a bar last night and this Asian looking fella sits down next to me and takes a sip of beer.