Clean Jokes
Family-friendly clean jokes you can share at work, at school or around the dinner table.
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- I'm Robin Hood, I take from the rich to give to the poor!A poor peasant is travelling the woody trails of Sherwood, when a hooded man walks up to him.
- In a survey of 40,000 jokes over 70 countries, the enclosed joke was voted funniest joke in the world.A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground.
- An Irishman And An Englishman Walk Into A BakeryAn Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bakery.
- An American couple was being shown around MoscowAn American couple was being shown around Moscow one day, when the man felt a drop hit his nose.
- It was AD 1095 and all the good knights were leaving for the CrusadesIt was AD 1095 and all the good knights were leaving for the Crusades.
- Jake and Johnny are huge baseball fans – then this happensJake and Johnny were the best of friends and fanatical about the game of baseball.
- Jewish man sends his son to Israel for a yearA Jewish businessman in Chicago sent his son to Israel for a year to absorb the culture.
- John prays for a change of fortunes.. and god respondsJohn, who was in financial difficulty, walked into a church and started to pray.
- A young jackaroo from outback Queensland goes off to university – but runs out of moneyA young jackaroo from outback Queensland goes off to university, but halfway through the semester he foolishly has squandered all of his mon…
- These two statues finally get to do what they've been longing to do for a long timeTwo statues were standing in the park, one, a nude man and one, a nude woman.
- The big alligator explains why his companion is much smallerTwo alligators were sitting at the side of the swamp near the lake.
- The parrot was fully grown with a very bad attitude and worse vocabularyAlice received a parrot as a gift.
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- Three guys go in for a job interviewThree guys go in for a job interview.
- With the outbreak of the pandemic, the grocery store queue got meanI was in a long line at 7:45 am today at the grocery store that opened at 8am for seniors only.
- Kim Jong Un decided to send Donald Trump a letter in his own handwriting to let him know he was still aliveKim Jong Un decided to send Donald Trump a letter in his own handwriting to let him know he was still alive.
- Lady asks about the toilets in Switzerland – but the priest’s unexpected answer shocks herAn English lady, making plans for an inexpensive visit to Switzerland, wrote to a country inn for a room reservation.
- Lawyer asks old lady if she knows who he isIn a court trial in a small town in Nebraska…
- Long DENSA Test (only for smart people)1. Johnny's mother had three children. The first child was named April. The second child was named May. What was the third child's name?
- A Man Decides To Leave His Wife – Her Reply Is PricelessDear Wife,
- Man in hot air balloon gets lost and asks for the waySometimes how a person acts reveals a lot about their profession.
- Man looks for a mysterious golden toiletDerek goes out drinking with his friends one night and gets blackout drunk.
- A man walks into a bar and orders three mugs of beerA man walks into a bar and orders three mugs of beer.
- A man goes out with his friends for the nightA man goes out with his friends for the night.
- Man sees strange Italian funeral with two coffinsA Jewish man was leaving a Staten Island convenience store with his espresso when he noticed a most unusual Italian funeral procession appro…
- A Man Takes His Wife On A Birthday She'll Never ForgetA man asked his wife what she'd like for her 40th birthday.
- Man wakes up thinking he’s dead – then does thisAfter a night out at the pub with his buddies, Ralph came home rather drunk.
- Marine finds out that his girlfriend is cheatingA Marine was deployed to Afghanistan.
- Marine shares a room with a heavy snorerThis is a great trick to use if you ever have to bunk with a heavy snorer. It seems to work great!
- A Woman Buys a New CorvetteA Woman Buys a New Corvette.
- Mick and Paddy decide to steal a bus instead of walking homeTwo Irishman, Mick and Paddy were walking home from the pub after drinking late one night.
- Mr. Smith had never before seen anything like this"Oh, No!" Tom Smith gasped as he surveyed the disaster before him. Never in his 40 years had he seen anything like it. How anyone could have…
- Ol' Patrick Flannerty passed away at his job at the breweryOl' Patrick Flannerty passed away at his job at the brewery.
- Old Ed Has A Secret To ShareNearing the end, old Ed is surrounded by his loved ones.
- Old farmer gets pulled over by a state trooperAn old farmer gets pulled over by a state trooper.
- Old Lady With A Farting ProblemBetty was a little old lady who was always cheerful and quite happy with her life…
- Old man follows girl with his car and offers her candyYou should always be wary of people in strange cars offering you candy…
- Old Preacher Man Goes To See The DoctorA 73 year old retired reverend is at his yearly health check-up.
- One day a man walked into a sporting goods store looking to buy a rifleOne day a man walked into a sporting goods store looking to buy a rifle.
- One Marine is better than 10 ISIS fightersA large group of ISIS fighters in Iraq are moving down a road…
- Our Hero, Sam, doesn't get given a rifle – So he does thisSam signs up with the army and gets sent on basic training.
- The little girl asks her Mummy a very serious questionMy 3 year old daughter asked, "Where does Poo come from?"
- Passengers panic when they realize that the pilots are blindOne day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated, waiting for the cockpit crew to show up so they can get under…
- Poor Fred can't find and keep a girlfriend – here's why!Fred is 32 years old and he is still single.
- The infuriated atheist neighborA religious woman, upon waking up each morning…
- Prince Charles Decided To Take Up Walking Every DayPrince Charles decided to take up walking every day.
- Psychiatrist asks Alabaman why he has a drinking problem – his explanation is too funnyThings can quickly turn complicated if two people from the same family start relationships with two people from another family.
- Redneck Ray is sitting at the barRedneck Ray is sitting at the bar in a Houston pub, silently nursing a beer.
- Rules for Men – A funny list of rules that women wish men knewRules for Men
- Saint Peter asks, Tell me what the purpose of Easter isSaint Peter is talking to God about 3 guys heading into heaven…
- Salesman from LA tries to trick Texas lady – the result is hilarious!A little old Texas lady answered a knock on the door one day…