Clean Jokes
Family-friendly clean jokes you can share at work, at school or around the dinner table.
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- A young woman gets nervous at dinner and this happens!A woman goes to her boyfriend's parents' house for dinner.
- After driving for about sixteen hours a trucker decides to pull over and sleep for a little whileAfter driving for about sixteen hours a trucker decides to pull over and sleep for a little while.
- After having a few pints too many, Paddy heads homePaddy's wife had watched a cooking show on the telly and was dying to try out the recipe…
- An Amish Lady Driving Her Horse-Drawn Buggy Is Pulled Over By The PoliceAn Amish lady was driving her horse drawn buggy to town with her young son when she was stopped by a highway patrol officer.
- An American, an Englishman and a Frenchman are arrested in Saudi ArabiaAn American, a Frenchman and an Englishman are all in Saudi Arabia…
- An Australian Army Recruit sends home a letterDear Mum & Dad,
- An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of yearsAn elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years.
- An Englishman, Irishman, Welshman, Scotsman were captured while fightingAn Englishman, Irishman, Welshman, Scotsman were captured while fighting in a far-off foreign land.
- An Irishman goes to the doctorAn Irishman goes to the doctor…
- An Irishman was shipwrecked alone, until this gorgeous temptress arrivedAn Irishman has been shipwrecked and stranded on an island for over 20 years.
- An IRS officer tries to be smart with the Rabbi – much to his dismayA bright, young graduate joined the Internal Revenue Service.
- An Italian and a polish guy are walking down the beachAn Italian and a Polish guy are walking down the beach wearing Speedo’s.
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- An Old Lady Has A Birthday PartyAn old half-blind lady by the name of Josephine was turning 91 years old…
- An old lady is speeding down a highwayAn old lady is speeding down a highway, when she spots a police officer with a speed gun.
- An Old Man Goes To The Doctor About His Wife's Hearing ProblemA husband notices his wife’s hearing is deteriorating and decides to visit her doctor for advice.
- An old man woke up to celebrate 92nd birthdayAn old man woke up to celebrate 92nd birthday.
- An older white haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday with his beautiful young girlfriend at his sideAn older white haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday with his beautiful young girlfriend at his side. He told the jeweler he was…
- Angelina had a wedgie in church, until this happenedA guy is walking down the street and he sees his friend with a black eye.
- Are you still going to that memory clinic?Two elderly couples have their weekly meet up at a table in their local park.
- Atheist is attacked by a bear and prays for divine interventionYou should be careful what you wish for, sometimes your wish will be granted in a completely unexpected way…
- Attila the Hun’s giant pet snake refuses to eat Christian nunsIt is said that Attila the Hun used to collect exotic animals that he found during his conquests.
- Bank teller asks 5 year old girl where she got her moneyWhen you spend a lot of time with someone, you’re bound to pick up a few of their habits.
- Billy Bob wanted to sell his old truck – his friend suggested he do this!Billy Bob tried to sell his old truck. He was having a lot of problems selling it because the truck had 250,000 miles on the odometer.
- Boastful lawyer has a terrible accidentA boastful lawyer had just bought a shiny new sports car…
- Bob staggered into his house after a night of drinkingBob staggered into his house after a night of drinking.
- Bubba was getting a 99 percent sign-up for the top GI insuranceBubba Joe's first military assignment was to a military induction center…
- Buddy and his wife Edna went to the state fair every year.Buddy and his wife Edna went to the state fair every year…
- Captain puts on strange red shirt before battling piratesSometimes, you have to hide your doubts as a leader…
- Carl had this one bad habit that had always disgusted SuzanneCarl and Suzanne had been married for almost 45 years.
- Carl has an excellent plan to escape prisonCarl is in the 10th year of a life sentence when he gets a new cellmate, Jim.
- A Chicken and Horse friendshipA Chicken and Horse friendship. 🥖
- A Chicken Walked Into A LibraryA chicken walked into a library, went up to the desk and said: 'book, book, book, book.'
- Cinderella was now old, and was granted 3 wishes by the Fairy GodmotherAfter a fulfilling life with the now dead prince…
- Clean Country Music Joke – There was a guy who wants to be a proctologist, so he goes to the morgue to practiceThere was a guy who wants to be a proctologist, and he wants to be a really good proctologist…
- I took a cab and told the cabbie I was in a hurryI took a cab and told the cabbie I was in a hurry.
- The banker thought this woman was crazy – She had other ideasA young aristocratic woman pulls up to a large New York bank in her Rolls Royce.
- This man wanted to get out of jury duty, so told the judge thisA man was chosen for jury duty who very much wanted to be dismissed from serving.
- When the Nun ran out of gas, she did this – the men couldn't believe itA young Nun who worked for a local home health care agency was out making her rounds when she ran out of gas.
- One afternoon a Hongkonger drives down a highway to take part in protests against ChinaOne afternoon a Hongkonger drives down a highway to take part in protests against China.
- The man asks the boy how he catches so many fishA man has been out fishing by the lake all day…
- This pilot accidentally lands at Area 51, and trouble ensuesArea 51 encounters a Cessna.
- A guy goes into a bar, and starts to "dial numbers on his hand", and talk into itA guy walks into a bar and sits down.
- The Coldest Winter EverIt was autumn, and the Indians on the remote reservation asked their new chief if the winter was going to be cold or mild.
- He doesn't want to do what he did in TexasA cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink.
- This father insisted the baby couldn't be hisAfter their baby was born, the panicked father went to see the Obstetrician.
- Daughter accuses her mother of lying about how humans are madeA little girl was sitting at the kitchen table, drawing a picture of her mom and dad with crayons.
- Dorothy was very upset because her husband Albert had just passed awayDorothy was very upset because her husband Albert had just passed away.
- Einstein is baffled by this mans quizzical questionEinstein sits next to a man on a long flight.
- Elderly couple gets stranded on an unchartered islandAn elderly couple is flying to Hawaii for a two-week vacation to celebrate their 50th anniversary.
- Everyone knows Dave – his boss gets the shock of his lifeDave was bragging to his boss one day, “I’m telling you, I know everyone there is to know.