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The guy finds a genie's lamp and makes a hilarious request…

This guy pulled up to the bar in a brand new Cadillac. 🚗✨

He gets out, walks inside, pulls out a roll of twenties, and starts buying everybody drinks. 💵🍻

The weird part was he had a head the size of a grapefruit. 🤯🍊

The bartender, curious, says, “Hey man, not to be rude but I have to ask… what’s with your tiny head?” 🍹🤔

The man shrugs and says, “Well, it's a funny story. You’ve probably heard the stories. I was traveling around the Orient and found this old oil lamp. I figured I might as well give it a shot and so I rubbed it. All of a sudden, this gorgeous genie comes out of the lamp and gives her whole spiel about 3 wishes.” 🏮✨🧞‍♀️

“First thing I wished for was this roll of $20’s that never ends. I’m still spending the thing. Works great.” 💵💵💵

“So for my second wish, I asked for a brand new Cadillac that becomes new again every year. Pretty great to always have a brand new car.” 🚗✨

“The problem was, I sort of hit a brick wall and didn’t know what else to wish for. I thought for a bit and told the genie, ‘Well, I’m not sure what else to wish for, but you are pretty hot. Want to fool around?’” 🔥😉

The genie responded, “Hey, it’s your wish. But I’m just smoke from the waist down. Not a whole lot of fun there.” 💨😅

So I asked,

“How about a little head?” 🤦‍♂️😂

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