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A man who had 3 girlfriends did not know which one to marry

There was a man who had 3 girlfriends, but he did not know which one to marry.

So he decided to give each one $5000 and see how each of them spent it.

The 1st one went out and got a total makeover with the money. She got new clothes, a new hairdo, manicure, pedicure, the works.

She tells the man, "I spent the money so I could look pretty for you because I love you so much."

The 2nd one went out and bought new golf clubs, a CD player, a television, and a stereo and gave them to the man.

She said, "I bought these gifts for you with the money because I love you so much."

The 3rd one takes the $5000 and invests it in the stock market, doubles her investment, returns the $5000 to the man and reinvests the rest.

She says, "I am investing the rest of the money for our future because I love you so much."

The man thought hard about how each of the women spent the money.

Finally, being a man he decided to marry,…

The one with the biggest tits.

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