Little Johnny Funny Joke | The teacher asked little Johnny a question in class

Little Johnny is in class one day and the teacher asks, "Who can use the word 'contageous' in a sentence?"

Little Johnny shoots his hand up. None of the other children raise their hand.

The teacher groans inwardly, but says, "Yes little Johnny, can you use the word contageous in a sentence?"

Little Johnny says, "Well Miss, we were at home the other day, and our dad looked out the window…"

"He saw our neighbour painting the fence with a two-inch brush…"

"He said, 'It's going to take the contageous'."