Little Johnny Shocked The Teacher When He Said This…

Little Johnny and his kindergarten class were getting used to first grade, but the hardest part was the teacher's rule: no baby talk. 😬

"You need to use 'big people' words," she reminded them constantly. She asked Chris what he had done over the weekend.

"I went to visit my Nana."

"No, you went to visit your Grandmother. Use big people words!" she corrected. Next, she asked Mitchell what he had done.

"I took a ride on a choo-choo."

"No, you took a ride on a train. Use big people words," she emphasized. Then, she asked Little Johnny what he had done.

"I read a book," he replied.

"That's wonderful!" the teacher exclaimed. "What book did you read?"

Little Johnny thought about it, then puffed out his little chest with great pride and said:

"Winnie the Shit." 😳📚