Bar Jokes
A guy walks into a bar... Classic bar jokes about bartenders, drinkers and pub regulars.
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- Hilarious Three-Tasks Showdown for Cash at the BarA guy strolls into a bar and spots a glass jar brimming with cash on the counter. Intrigued, he decides to inquire about it with the bartend…
- His Wife threatened to leave him if he came home drunk one more time – but this happened!"If you return home intoxicated one more time, I'll pack my bags faster than you can say Jack Daniels!"
- A guy in a bar says, “Give me a shot of fine Whiskey, and pour one for yourself, on me!”A guy walks into a bar and says, “Give me a shot of your finest Whiskey, and pour one for yourself, on me!”
- I’ll open this croc’s mouth and place my manhood inside…An Australian drover walks into a bar with a 🐊 pet crocodile under his arm.
- A handsome man and a gorgeous woman met in a bar, and went back to her placeA handsome man and a gorgeous woman met in a bar.
- A guy walks into a bar and is pleasantly surprised to see a robot bartender.A guy walks into a bar and is pleasantly surprised to see a robot bartender.
- A man walks into a bar – funny drunk jokeA man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk, and staggers up to the bar, seats himself on a stool, and with a belch, ask…
- A man walked into a bar with his pet monkeyA man walked into a bar with his pet monkey.
- Muscular Man With A Little HeadA huge muscular man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender hands him the beer and says, “You know, I’m not gay but I want to comp…
- Irish Joke – A Texan walks into a bar in IrelandA Texan walks into a bar in Ireland and clears his voice to address the crowd of drinkers.
- The brewery presidents go out for a beerAfter Great Britain's Beer Festival…
- The CIA lost track of its operative Murphy in IrelandThe CIA lost track of its operative Murphy in Ireland.
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- The drunk guy tries his luck at Ice FishingOne day, a drunk guy decides to try his luck at ice fishing. 🎣❄️
- The drunk man shouts everyone a drink… but this happens!A well-dressed drunk man walks into a bar.
- The Magic Lamp Surprise: Be Careful What You Wish For!A man walks into a bar with a paper bag in his hand.
- The man at the bar orders three glasses of craft beerA traveler, freshly arrived from the hills of Appalachia to the bustling streets of New York City, saunters into a trendy bar and confidentl…
- The man goes into a bar…A man walks into a bar and orders a drink.
- The redneck was sitting in the bar and got knocked off his stool by a big burly manA redneck is sitting at the local bar, silently nursing a beer.
- The rough and tough biker met a hot woman at the barA biker pulled up to his favorite tavern and ordered a drink.
- Three funny jokes that'll make you laugh or groanA man walks into a fancy bar and orders a glass of wine. It's early in the evening and the bar is mostly empty.
- Two builders walk into a pub after a hard day’s work…😂 Two builders walk into a pub after a hard day’s work 🍺. They sit down for a drink when a very smartly dressed man walks in and orders a …
- A woman wearing a dirty basketball jersey walks into a barA woman wearing a dirty basketball jersey walks into a bar. She lifts her arm, showing everyone her hairy armpit. "Would any of you men like…