I’ll open this croc’s mouth and place my manhood inside…

An Australian drover walks into a bar with a 🐊 pet crocodile under his arm.

He puts the croc up on the bar and says, “I’ll make you all a deal. I’ll open this croc’s mouth and place my manhood inside. Then the croc will close his mouth for 1 minute. Then he’ll open his mouth and I’ll remove my unit unscathed. In return, each of you will buy me a drink 🍻.”

The crowd murmured their approval.

So the man stood up, dropped his trousers, and placed his credentials in the croc’s mouth.

The croc closed his mouth as the crowd gasped 😲.

But after a minute ⏳, the man grabbed a beer bottle and smacked the croc on the head.

The croc opened his mouth, and the man removed his genitals unscathed, just as promised.

The crowd cheered 🎉, and drinks were delivered.

After several pints, the man stood up again and said, “I’ll pay $100 💵 to anyone willing to give this stunt a try.”

A hush fell over the crowd 🤫.

After a while, a hand went up in the back. A blonde woman timidly spoke up,

“I’ll try it, but you have to promise not to hit me so hard with that bottle!” 🤣